Name: Benched
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) quip

Then Dorothy Parker would make a quip, James Thurber would laugh,
2) stepfather

I happen to be the stepfather of-
3) trapeze

Which, by the way, I can do, because I went to trapeze school.
4) whoo

I am- whoo- not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad.
5) cupcake

I'll probably take Lily out for cupcake. Mm-hmm.
6) booby

I know you don't need one now, but your little boobies are gonna come in soon.
7) slacker

God, I feel like such a slacker. I mean, he has done so much for being so young.
8) teammate

Did any of them involve wrestling the ball from your own teammate?
9) thingy

So, we just went ahead and parked on that round thingy in the driveway.
10) sweetie

Okay. Of course. Sweetie, you know what? Take 40.
11) turntable

It's a turntable, so you don't have to back out.
12) margarita

And that's my girlfriend, Jenny. She makes a hell of a margarita. Want one?
13) hustle

All right. Keep the hustle, keep the hustle. Come on, boys. Don't let 'em push you around.

1) wuv

I wuv baby talk.
2) taunt

Oh, Dad, you haven't seen him. He taunt the kids. He's abusive.
3) embarrass

She entered that dreaded phase where my very existence embarrass her.
4) dunk

did a 360 and almost dunk it.
5) isolate

If we isolate both of them- Good, Phil, good. Thank you. Good.
6) swear

I swear to God, I'll throw a shoe at your head.
7) steal

And then I stole the ball from the other team,
8) dare

I dare you to run slower!
9) trap

They're not gonna hear us. We're trap out here.
10) suffer

Ay, Jay, leave him alone. No, I'm sorry, but that cow has suffer long enough.
11) cheat

She cheat at poker. You do.
12) grill

I just miss... my grill cheese sandwiches!
13) involve

Did any of them involve wrestling the ball from your own teammate?

1) deceptively

They are deceptively hard- a curious mix of dance and strength.
2) biggie

No biggie. It's just Jay being Jay.
3) ironically

ironically, even some, uh, environmental groups.
4) uniquely

This is a uniquely frustrating group of boys.
5) afterwards

and we're gonna get something to eat afterwards.
6) literally

Being away from my Lily is literally torture.
7) mighty

And so the student becomes the master. The once mighty-
8) aside

I was dealing with the coach. You pushed me aside.
9) seriously

- Saw you in court once. - [Chuckles] Seriously?
10) obviously

You know, I'm obviously gonna have to go talk to my-
11) twice

If you'd handled my divorce, this house would be twice as big.
12) absolutely

Absolutely. Oh, not right- Okay.
13) ahead

- Yeah. - Go ahead.

1) strappy

Ay. But she has already six new dresses. What she needs is strappy shoes.
2) fussy

You know how fussy she gets when we pass her off, so-
3) dreaded

She entered that dreaded phase where my very existence embarrasses her.
4) doin

That's it. I'm doin' it.
5) gracious

[Coach] Come on, ladies! Move it! Goodness gracious! Turtles run faster!
6) colombian

Listen, if this was a Colombian soccer league, long time ago,
7) selfish

and I know it's selfish of me, but-
8) tense

But when the stakes are high, I get a little tense.
9) frustrating

This is a uniquely frustrating group of boys.
10) inbound

I love it! Okay, Jordy, you inbound to Luke.
11) lame

- You're making it lame again. - Sorry.
12) rude

Well, I think it'd be rude not to hear him out.
13) relaxed

When things are relaxed, I'm great in social situations.

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