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00:20:23
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Actually, the most adult adulterer ever.
You cheated on me with choreography, and that is the worst kind.
Oh, sweetie, you thought that when I said we were splitting up...
It was just a little disagreement. Can't you just work it out?
I appreciate the gesture, and I'm not proud of how I'm feeling right now...
That a skateboard down there?
- Yup. - Wanna take a quick peek at your feet?
- But my impulse was still right. Life is about being... - Oh, God. Here we go.
No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races.
Oh, it's a flash mob! It's a flash mob!
Please send my regret. Now if I could have a little privacy...
never mixed different soda together to see what they'd taste like.
- Oh, free lotion. - Stop stopping to smell the roses. Manny's present.
And this year I predict total White domination.
- Did you check your purse?
Second Christmas, Italian accent night, this race.
You put that potato chip in my sandwich. That was a crunchy surprise.
When she says, "That balloon can't carry a person, Phil," I say, "Manny's birthday."
The party that I have reschedule three times...
I'm trying to teach you to be organized. Your mind is scatter, Gloria.
And this year I predict total White domination.
I didn't lose them. Somebody came in here and stole them.
- They arrest her, we win. - No, they trace those calls.
I'm trying to teach you to be organize. Your mind is scattered, Gloria.
but the fact is, you cheat on me.
- They arrest her, we win. - No, they trace those calls.
- Oh, you are such a Pritchett. - What's that suppose to mean?
- You could have shot me! - Come on, Manny.
- The second thing that slip right out from under me today. - Okay, time to get out.
We are so kick your dad's butt! We are the best ones!
- I don't think you two appreciate what's at stake here. - Our lives?
I realize I let my childhood slip away.
Okay, so this is why I was rush you around. Huh?
- Luke, your dad and I are split up. - Why?
I just decide to go with Dad because I think he'd need me more.
We wouldn't be having this problem if you hadn't lost the spare set.
Technically, I wasn't really...
My keys are nowhere. We're gonna have to go in your car.
- Dad, that was a stop sign. - I'll stop twice on the way back.
uh, the day when you two finally outgrow me has finally arrived...
Honey, come on. We're gonna be late. Let's go.
I was almost too depressed to come today.
I'm-I'm, uh... I'm actually relieved.
- We should go. This is kind of weird. - No, this is joyful, Mitchell.
never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like.
Christmas. Two years ago. Never took it out of the box.
Enjoy. That's the best gift my dad ever gave me.
- I'm ready, Mom. - You sure, honey?
Helen. Helen. At least just give me a chance.
I once almost let my own fears stop me from embarking on a relationship...
and you know I always eat after I talk to my mother.
I'm just saying, you were never much of a kid...
If we're right this one time, then we never have to be right again.
I was almost too depressed to come today.
I am so sick of stubborn men.
I'm-I'm, uh... I'm actually relieved.
You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles...
It's about being spontaneous.
I was almost too depressed to come today.
No. Stop. You are too tied to your rigid schedules. You're missing life.
# Be colorblind Don't be so shallow #
- Oh, that's a relief. - Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there.
- Dad? - Are you upset?
- This is so inappropriate! - I love you!
We wouldn't be having this problem if you hadn't lost the spare set.
- We should go. This is kind of weird. - No, this is joyful, Mitchell.
And you like a sad old man that doesn't want to be happy! That's it!
- Another one of their stupid arguments. - Okay.
- I am so sorry. - It's okay.
- No. - I won't be mad.
I'm way ahead of you, as usual.
I appreciate the gesture, and I'm not proud of how I'm feeling right now...