Name: My Karma
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) hellhole

and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole
2) spritz

- I'm down to one spritz. - Hmm?
3) laceration

a laceration in your spleen,
4) broomstick

I need you to occasionally go in and poke her with a broomstick,
5) epidural

Get me an epidural before I rip your teeth out!
6) fella

Hey, fella! Always nice to have visitors.
7) goblin

Now, in honour of this little goblin's arrival,
8) blondie

How's that taste, blondie?
9) spleen

a laceration in your spleen,
10) tumour

How is it this hospital gets up in arms if our MRI machine misses a tumour,
11) hammock

Do you mind if I take it down to the banana hammock?
12) deodorant

I need deodorant and a dry top over here!
13) pickle

Looks like we're in a pickle. Pick, pick, pickle.
14) germ

I don't touch the seat in the bathroom isn't germ
15) liar

You liar. OK, it was you!
16) slack

But in the meantime, you gotta cut me a little slack.
17) pardon

I beg your pardon, there, Backdraft?
18) lava

Hot cup of lava coming through.

1) grunt

I started to, then she screamed, grunt, pooped on the table.
2) blackmail

After being blackmail, I decided to check in on Jordan.
3) poop

I started to, then she screamed, grunted, poop on the table.
4) spit

but every morning our coffee machine spit out warm urine
5) beg

I beg your pardon, there, Backdraft?
6) swear

I could've sworn I was looking at them.
7) shrink

I talk to three separate shrink about the fact
8) peel

I just peel all the skin off, put it in a pile and ate it.
9) react

Other times, people react exactly how you think they will.
10) scream

I started to, then she scream, grunted, pooped on the table.
11) bounce

Look at that, I bounce back.
12) bust

- running around here bust his hump. - Oh, that's nice. I'm going home.
13) slice

It could also be because four days ago I slice your chest open with a knife.
14) bother

You don't let little things bother you. Like now, you've got pit stains
15) remind

but you remind me of my grandparents. They were married for 65 years,
16) mess

There is no Shangri-La, you know. Every relationship is mess up.
17) admit

and only last week I admit the reason
18) engage

I hear you, girl. Turk and I are engage,

1) awfully

I have awfully under-qualified residents
2) luckily

Sure, Paul was dating Elliot, but luckily I'm not the jealous type.
3) accidentally

I accidentally nicked his intercostal artery, now he's got a haematoma.
4) technically

- We hit your car with that golf ball. - Well, technically, it was Dr Turk.
5) nonetheless

- but male whores nonetheless. - Relax. Nobody knows about this but us.
6) incredibly

I'm incredibly turned on.
7) barely

- Good splotchy, Dr Splotchy. - Oh, it's barely noticeable.
8) occasionally

I need you to occasionally go in and poke her with a broomstick,
9) damn

About... you... because you're so damn cute.
10) besides

Besides, it'll heal just fine, anyway.
11) apparently

Apparently, my face is scaring my patients,
12) apart

I am so sorry everything fell apart today, honest to God I am.
13) unfortunately

But unfortunately, the CAT scan suggests
14) eventually

I was going to tell him the truth eventually.
15) exactly

Other times, people react exactly how you think they will.
16) alone

Run away, get a divorce, drink alone. You know, the classics.
17) sometimes

I guess sometimes it feels like you're holding back.
18) finally

So now, why'd you finally agree to marry Gandhi?

1) intercostal

I accidentally nicked his intercostal artery, now he's got a haematoma.
2) karmic

For us, it was time to face the karmic music.
3) pompous

and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole
4) molten

and spew molten crazy over him and he's gonna die like this.
5) damp

Mr Simms, it could be because it's damp out.
6) noticeable

- Good splotchy, Dr Splotchy. - Oh, it's barely noticeable.
7) jealous

Sure, Paul was dating Elliot, but luckily I'm not the jealous type.
8) fluorescent

and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole
9) insane

Of course I'm holding back! I'm insane, you idiot.
10) enormous

and snap your bird neck with my enormous thighs.
11) vulnerable

But, no, I had to drive him away because I don't like being vulnerable
12) stupid

You and your stupid Christmas present.
13) warm

but every morning our coffee machine spits out warm urine
14) amazing

Elliot, I think you're an amazing girl, I really do.
15) slow

The worst part is, Paul is this perfect guy who wants to take things slow.
16) separate

I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact
17) serious

I'm serious. Why don't you do us both a favour and get out?
18) successful

Successful whores. A nicer apartment and some bling-bling,

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