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00:20:18
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Love to the wife and kidlet. Who's next?
If paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one.
trying to turn the sniffle into something more fascinating
and the secretin injection test was positive,
you lazybones have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.
If paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one.
You don't see sass like that anymore.
- What? - Isn't he the blind fella?
You're not gonna be like these mindless drone
for a new argon laser tomorrow?
Cos... I mean, God forbid you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?
It turns out the EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcer,
Let's get you into a fresh pair of blouse bunnies.
That was my tummy.
- Then you're both liar. - Hey, Mrs K.
I wanted you to stand in line for me cos I need a new mop.
Beg your pardon, Newbie. What are you thinking?
Would you like it high up on the cheek
to keep that shave behind of yours held up nice and high,
Then, after they've toast to 40 wonderful years together,
You two realise I can still hear you, right?
Some are as simple as forgetting something you were suppose to ask for.
- Sir, you lie to us. - I'm Bob Kelso. Nice to meet you.
Something in that filthy mop water woke me up.
Would you mind if I get it publish in a medical journal?
I haven't decide which way to take your temperature yet.
Don't get suck in.
I drew a name out of a hat, and that name was Elliot Reid.
you lazybones have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.
When you spend most of your time in a group,
Then, bam! Dr Wen points to me and now guess who has to ask Dr Kelso
Your abdominal pains suggest biliary disease,
The point is, you're not going. You see, it seem as though
Forgive me, Mrs Kellerman, but why wait until now to do this?
- Now, you listen to me... - I mean it, sister.
Unless someone actually die. Then we're forced to by law.
So basically, Mr Davis, you received a blunt trauma
Yes, you. Forever you, a thousand times you. Move. Move it.
if you're left alone, it can get awkward.
Look, I've been self-conscious my whole life and I finally got the courage.
Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't.
We're going to step outside and then we'll get underway.
Unless someone actually dies. Then we're forced to by law.
Do you think that's interesting enough to present to Dr Kelso?
Not many things make the chief of medicine move fast,
Then, after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together,
Some are so unexpected that everything else takes a back seat.
Cos... I mean, God forbid you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?
So I don't have a case to present. At least this way we get to stay a team.
Look, sport, if people think I'm only giving once a year,
Consuela. You know I don't always say the right thing.
Yes! I never win at anything.
- He's talking again. - Oh, come on. The kid's OK.
- Me too, babe. - I'll give you a hand.
I'm trying to decide who's the most detestable suck-up here.
Well, tonight after work, Dr Kelso will take his wife to a candlelit dinner.
It turns out the EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcers,
Your abdominal pains suggest biliary disease,
to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.
They're delivering a baby and it's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.
Drop the macho act now. They're gone.
Anyway, you're incompetent.
You're stuck on your first impression, that I am some spoiled brat.
You, this feminine guy with the perm...
There can be uncomfortable silences.
Your abdominal pains suggest biliary disease,
So basically, Mr Davis, you received a blunt trauma
trying to turn the sniffles into something more fascinating
Ah, hell, I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.
Some are so unexpected that everything else takes a back seat.
all of a sudden I'm Doctor J.
It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it.