Name: Hope Springs Paternal
Released: 2018-01-09
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) cal.

An HK USP .45, Glock 23 .40 cal.
2) interactionism

and symbolic interactionism
3) flapjack

Okay, all you glu-tards in the house, wheat-free flapjack are ready.
4) bruiser

- I'll take you, bruiser. What time? - 8 AM.
5) spaz

She's a total spaz right now.
6) endangerment

How do you plead to possession and child endangerment?
7) snitch

and I'm not going to add being a snitch to the list.
8) jumpsuit

My kid will be picking up garbage in an orange jumpsuit in ten years.
9) faggot

Nothing unless it involves some fat faggot shoving his hands down...
10) gonorrhea

Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate.
11) snooze

Good thing I brought over some snooze juice.
12) oxy

Here's your oxy and your perkies.
13) sheik

Some sheik named "Fahid Ahmed Habib"
14) virginity

and I'm saving my virginity until I become a woman.
15) leftovers

Full house, like old times. Smells good. Leftovers?
16) knuckle

I'm gonna break every knuckle in your hand, all 15 of them.
17) keg

Alibi got robbed. They stole the keg that I keep the money in.
18) crumb

- Christ on a crumb bun. - I know, right?

1) lurk

See, babies change your perspective. There's danger lurk everywhere.
2) expel

Friday morning or I'll be expel.
3) enlist

- The army. I enlist. - The army?
4) scramble

Scrambled eggs, pancakes or French toast?
5) poop

And he hasn't poop today,
6) bastard

Oh, my God. You bastard, I missed you so much.
7) threaten

Your bride threaten me with a claw hammer.
8) smash

And the one whose hand you smash in a locker?
9) suspend

You're hereby suspend from school.
10) disappear

- Get him! Get him. - He disappear. What the heck?
11) bake

Do you want a cookie? I bake them myself.
12) bust

I run smack into a water fountain, bust it right off the wall.
13) pause

Whenever my brain pause, he just shows up.
14) bash

I bash your orange head.
15) knock

Yeah, and it's not my fault the bitch got knock up.
16) delight

Delighted to meet you. Could I get either of you a cocktail?
17) steal

Alibi got robbed. They stole the keg that I keep the money in.
18) smell

And that one's got stupid hair. That one smell like bologna farts.

1) bleak

It's pretty bleak. I got a check coming from the cups.
2) relentless

This relentless, passive-aggressive bullshit.
3) unbelievable

you're willing to suffer unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them.
4) adorable

Adorable. He yours?
5) canned

Canned goods, medical stuff, walkie-talkies, flashlights.
6) skinny

Put an offer about ten minutes ago. Skinny dudes. You could take them.
7) rude

- So rude. - Oh, man.
8) mutant

Or if there was a mutant virus that turned us all into zombies?
9) stuffed

Stuffed monkey, of course.
10) charming

The men in my life should be half as charming.
11) passive

This relentless, passive-aggressive bullshit.
12) rid

Get rid of anything that can make me look like a bad parent.
13) loud

♪ Count off the cadence Loud and strong two, three ♪
14) stuck

I'm stuck in this fucking house.
15) frozen

Two packs of oatmeal, and four frozen waffles.
16) broke

Well, we're broke. Wish we could help you.
17) damn

What's up with your kid, Phil? Why's he so damn calm?
18) incredible

That's incredible. My dissertation is on transgender sex work

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