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00:54:32
William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky
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It's 12:03 a.m.
- Recklessness, impulsiveness. - Fast talk and barely sleeping.
And to Lip's first year of college. May you all follow in his footstep.
It says here that if you rub your nipples with a loofah 20 minutes a day...
SAMMI: I am your stepdaughter. This is my house too.
Frank. Meds and vitals now.
Here you go. Cheeseburger, spaghetti and meatball for the gentleman.
These crutch are killing my wrists. I can't even jack off well.
Him. His pecker's been poking me in the back.
I'm alive, motherfucker!
- Food is food. All the same to me. SVETLANA: Come on.
FIONA: You guys are cheater. - Look who's a sore sport.
I am covered in puke and piss and vomit.
We get it, moron. School's out.
Wanna know what happened on Shameless last year?
Who knows? Jealousy, periody.
- You have a suitcase? - It's right there.
Antirejection, ulcer, hypertension...
So I can figure out I flunk sixth grade again?
Frank, did you see what she did? She crowbar the new locks off the door.
Yeah, and he won't be depress for long.
Pureed pears and glycerin suppository worked for this guy. Diaper aisle.
I wanted him to fail. I thought he'd be overwhelm.
No, no. I swipe it from a kid's dorm room.
Yeah, but we'll get undress if you're coming in.
Write your blood type on your boots for when you sever a limb.
You want scramble or fried?
Him. His pecker's been poking me in the back.
Jemma hasn't poop in five days. Formula will make it worse.
I tuck him in there.
Stare any longer I chop your dicks off.
He must have crawl in in the middle of the night.
God, you scare me.
- What? - He just squeeze your arm.
Adam, I swear I ordered it.
But you still owe me.
Look who's madly in love.
Fossil. They tried to get me to engrave something queer like "until the end of time."
So it's technically tomorrow.
Maybe I'll let you do a full body scan sometime.
Melinda's sexually harassing me.
- Recklessness, impulsiveness. - Fast talk and barely sleeping.
...and somehow your mother just never learned that.
All right. Liam, step aside. Screw it here.
...and apparently I need one for constipation now too.
Looks like we're stuck in here forever.
No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. We are not doing formula.
FIONA: Who exactly is Amanda? LIP: My roommate's ex-girlfriend...
MICKEY: It's after 5. How can...? - Leave me alone!
And sometimes I'll say yes and sometimes I'll say no.
- My liver is finally giving out. - Want me to steal one?
Came out to draw the summer flowers, found you instead.
Especially the peach. Nobody likes the peach.
- They still think you're a teacher? - Wheels on the bus go round and round.
Think a brand-new untainted liver is gonna stop him?
Like an anemic 10-year-old girl.
...the way people enjoy their grandest, fermented beverages.
We're respectable now. Remember?
Oh. You jealous, Sean?
Rich prick's fault for leaving his door unlocked.
It could be bipolar disease like our mom. He may have to be hospitalized.
FIONA: You guys are cheaters. - Look who's a sore sport.
Let's say Ian gets depressed or manic...
The vacant lot next to your yard.
- Hey, Nika, we got baked eggs today. - Okay.
She is dying for parental boundaries.
Holly and Ellie aren't talking to me. It's like I'm invisible.
It's, uh, good for the baby's immune system.
- Look at that fancy watch. WAYNE: Ooh.
She's dead. It's from Costco. It's frozen.
- Well, you promised me a job. - Yeah? How drunk was I?
It's spectacular.