Name: Crazy Love
Released: 2018-01-10
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) sec.

Hang on a sec.
2) 4th

...or a card-carrying, apple-pie eating, born on the 4th of July, American fucking citizen?
3) tox

But we ran a tox screen and blood-alcohol level as part of your work-up on admittance.
4) badass

You're gonna be a big badass. All the other babies are gonna look at you.
5) svetlana

- Fuck. He's not picking up. SVETLANA: I call police.
6) chariot

...addressed to a Gallagher in this chariot of yours?
7) fireman

- She jump? - No. The firemen came, got her down.
8) shameless

Here's what you missed last week on Shameless:
9) sweetie

- Oh, sweetie, are you scared? - No.
10) intruder

- ...and say I mistook him for an intruder. - No, I'm good.
11) gutter

...so it's back to the gutter you stepped in last night, or you're on the couch.
12) deodorant

Buy some deodorant, Frank.
13) sleeper

He's a cute kid. Good sleeper too.
14) militia

I gotta take those guns we lifted off the militia geeks down at the projects.
15) pap

Chuck-o, help your old pap, will you?
16) carrot

Because crazy carrot boy took my baby.
17) dorm

Called to see if I can get into the dorm early.
18) pea

You like that. Maybe some pea?

1) untouch

I think I'll leave the apple à la mode untouch today.
2) abduct

It's like aliens abduct his body while I was in labor...
3) kidnap

...tell them that he kidnap the kid, right? They have to take him.
4) deviate

I think you deviate my septum.
5) deprive

I'd just be depriving you and your tax-paying...
6) vanish

...and then you just vanish.
7) drown

Toilets? Toilets? Toilets. Kids drown in toilets all the time.
8) invent

Great stuff. Guy who invent it should be on the Nobel short list.
9) bleed

- Where the fuck have you been? - I'm bleed.
10) scare

I scare him with the nut ward talk.
11) swear

Honest truth, I swear.
12) violate

She violate parole, she goes back.
13) disappear

You disappear. You don't return my calls, my texts?
14) freak

I told him I'd take him to the hospital, he freak out, took the baby.
15) borrow

- And he stole a baby? - Well, more like borrow it.
16) knock

FIONA: This isn't like Jackie. SEAN: No one answered when I knock.
17) steal

Ian just stole a baby.
18) reject

- A bit, yeah. SAMMI: Probably reject your liver.

1) irrationally

He was acting irrationally, left a baby locked inside of a hot car...
2) notoriously

Musicians are notoriously unreliable husband material.
3) accidentally

My wife accidentally cheated on me, so she gave me a pass to get one hand job.
4) technically

Well, technically, I think he was pretty much dead...
5) mentally

...unless you're mentally incapacitated.
6) purely

I bet it was purely missionary.
7) alone

MAN: This your car, sir? Sir, you can't leave a baby alone in a locked car on a hot day.
8) fucking

The sunset's fucking beautiful.
9) behind

Gone. Just leave it all behind. I guess you don't have any problems, you're a baby.
10) quite

You were quite jaundiced when you arrived.
11) late

It gets cold out there on the street late at night. Believe me, I know.
12) almost

I hated ninth grade. Almost got raped by the entire wrestling team my first day.
13) actually

On a boat. A yacht, actually.
14) kind

- I don't know. It's kind of intriguing. - Really?
15) soon

- We gotta leave for Dubai soon. - I know.
16) enough

Aah! Goddamn it, enough.
17) later

Ten? Liam stays up later than that.
18) sort

No. Well, sort of. Angela.

1) jaundiced

You were quite jaundiced when you arrived.
2) anorexic

...to starve into an anorexic, fashion-industry marketing version of female sexuality.
3) infertile

Or we find some other infertile yuppie idiot to buy your broken-condom kid.
4) incapacitated

Are you mentally incapacitated?
5) unreliable

Musicians are notoriously unreliable husband material.
6) retarded

- Mentally incapacitated? - Retarded. Are you retarded, Frank?
7) intriguing

- I don't know. It's kind of intriguing. - Really?
8) anxious

Two if she's feeling anxious at test times.
9) ukrainian

Ukrainian girls beat me up because I didn't have any cigarettes.
10) ninth

I hated ninth grade. Almost got raped by the entire wrestling team my first day.
11) useless

FIONA: That's my useless father. - Is that smell him?
12) cuban

Cuban cigars. Pitbull. Live music.
13) loud

- Who's the loud blonde with the kid? - A new half-sister.
14) brazilian

For a while, yeah, and then it was slave labor in a Brazilian cocoa-processing facility.
15) governmental

Hey, any governmental gift envelopes...
16) surprised

I was happily surprised to find there was no alcohol in your system.
17) frequent

Three-thousand-dollar credit limit to start and you get 10,000 frequent flier miles.
18) organizational

I was just admiring your organizational skill.

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