Name: Own Your Shit
Released: 2018-01-16
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) a.m.

Pick you up at 10:00 a.m. sharp.
2) lowlife

You're the smartest lowlife I know.
3) endangerment

is the victim of child endangerment and neglect.
4) groomer

Sarah's Pomeranian needs to be at the groomer before lunch.
5) vag

Right. Right. I'm still confused. ls guy vag different from girl vag?
6) motherland

What are my chances of being from the Motherland?
7) philanthropist

Mr. Epstein is actually a philanthropist for the homeless.
8) bulldozer

Frank! Aren't you supposed to be buried under some bulldozer?
9) checkup

All of their checkup, immunizations, MMR vaccines.
10) blackness

You want me to vouch for your blackness?
11) perk

I bet if you offered a few perk, offered free delivery, maybe,
12) dandruff

Like, strawberry shampoo or dandruff shampoo?
13) motherfucker

It's "moo," motherfucker, it's "moo."
14) swab

All it takes is an oral swab of your cheek.
15) laundromat

Really couldn't go to the laundromat just like everyone else?
16) disinfectant

Don't gotta clean my flaps with disinfectant wipes no more.
17) swipe

I'm just a swipe away.
18) billionaire

The billionaire who got busted emailing dick pics?

1) overcrowd

We've been overcrowd on our off-shifts,
2) vaccinate

Okay, so which one of you little titans is getting vaccinate first?
3) vag

Right. Right. I'm still confused. ls guy vag different from girl vag?
4) jot

and a treadmill desk for Joe. You jot this down?
5) swab

They swab my ass cheeks?
6) harass

Don't feel like being harass about the bills.
7) shove

I had a patient in the back with a Coke bottle shove up his ass.
8) booze

Properly booze and debt-free. What a way to live.
9) inject

So, the doctors inject the babies with a virus to prevent the virus?
10) poke

they been poking around trying to buy out my lease.
11) slash

My last rebound slash the tires of the rig I was working.
12) scare

- Where's Derek? - You scare him.
13) owe

You owe $372? What, is that baby formula made out of caviar or something?
14) intern

Urn, I'm intern for a bunch of rich college friends,
15) freak

It's cool. Okay? There's no need to be freak out.
16) authorize

I authorize Chad to give you 25 extra bucks a week.
17) bust

It's the first day back after the Feds bust us.
18) negotiate

So, we negotiate discount fee. For a mutual benefit.

1) philosophically

Like, technically, not philosophically?
2) technically

Like, technically, not philosophically?
3) overhead

Uh, much better with reduced overhead.
4) strictly

Is that your strictly friend there texting?
5) basically

Get two DNA tests for half off. So basically, you get one free.
6) overnight

Sorry for crashing overnight.
7) somewhere

You got a city block for sale somewhere?
8) obviously

It's stressing me out. I mean, I'm picking V, obviously,
9) definitely

You should definitely reapply next year.
10) forever

Gonna be stuck in this hood forever.
11) twice

Been there twice now, planning on moving there next year.
12) absolutely

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just keep your mouth shut,
13) properly

Properly boozed and debt-free. What a way to live.
14) truly

and yours truly has delivered it upon you.
15) immediately

he immediately contacted our community service organization.
16) perhaps

perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein, the real estate mogul?
17) fucking

You fucking seeing this?
18) otherwise

As much as an annoying and otherwise rodent-like pest you've become

1) freckle

Hey, my corner, freckle face.
2) prodigal

Well, well, well. The prodigal daughter returns.
3) projectile

Yeah, it's not my first time wearing projectile vomit.
4) butch

Oh, you mean that strange mixed-race kid with the butch name?
5) sober

Sober-tonic before heading into work.
6) illicit

and let's keep food and illicit substances in our belly.
7) thrilled

and we are thrilled to be part of your cause,
8) imaginary

So, is it imaginary?
9) scarlet

You want your kids to end up with scarlet fever?
10) steep

No, don't be ridiculous. Competition is way too steep.
11) ridiculous

No, don't be ridiculous. Competition is way too steep.
12) intern

Yeah, after my intern gig.
13) fascinating

Huh. Fascinating. And your triplets?
14) epic

Yeah, the party was epic.
15) gentle

I already have a Debbie to bestow my gentle wisdom upon.
16) legitimate

We would save money on write-offs and become legitimate family.
17) incoming

Well, the brochure says that incoming classes have 100 students.
18) aggressive

Some low risk, high yield, perhaps something more aggressive.

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