Oh, poopsie. Would you rub my knees? They hurt something awful.

The hell? Pickled baloney?

Spanish sardine, and...

It's all slimy queens jacking off into urinal anyway.

So, let's all gawk at the freak show, yeah?

"I was unfortunate enough to attend the soft open of my local laundromat

That's the place. Real fixer-upper.

I got your leftovers, your purse, your coat.

with the green boots and the blue parka,

Oh, and I'm starting a fluff-n-fold service.

Thanks. Can you take my duffel, too?

"Do not spend money here." Four exclamation points.

That new tequila we got at the Alibi.

What, did you miss another episode of Shameless?

He botched up our booze order.

She just parachute into your life, like,

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

And a clean pair of socks, some deodorant, and some tweezers.

He botch up our booze order.

entitle, privileged piece of hipster trash

She burrow under my skin like a fucking tick.

She trashed my house and puke in my bed. So, yeah.

They don't even seem to care that Franny got kidnap.

I was in the hospital with my wrists bandage that night.

But Monica waltz in, takes all the credit.

Like a part of my body's been chop off.

You just ditch Etta? What, Monica showed up?

-for the first time. - She apologize. Move on.

she threaten to put a cigarette out on my arm.

Got drunk, smash a car up with a crowbar.

You disappear.

Yo, I'm about to hose off. You mind if I borrow your razor?

I scream my throat raw

before I knock those cheap extensions right off your head.

and tore my hair out.

and the door was unlock. Security is tight.

and a loony blonde with a bat.

Who is this spastic woman?

Oh, that's such a badass word.

The hell? Pickled baloney?

You, uh, unleash your wrath on any poor unsuspecting victims yet?