Name: The Ungroundable
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) twerp

Get out of our space, you little twerp!
2) schoolmate

Butters, did you get gay with one of your schoolmate tonight?
3) pock

and the kid with pock marks on his face.
4) minion

As I was just explaining to my new minion vampires are actually very spiritual
5) douche

I want to help you. - Get away, douche bag.
6) vamp

Hey, Tammy Petros is thinking he might wanna be a vamp kid too.
7) slumber

I am going to my room now, for I must slumber, per se.
8) fang

They have fang and drink blood and everything!
9) jap

Oh, man, you've got to be kidding me. Goddamn Japs are everywhere.
10) fad

I'm not part of your society I don't follow your fad and rules...
11) vigil

"All mortals share a soft repose, my soul doth dreadful vigil keep
12) sweetie

Are you all right, sweetie?
13) occult

and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health
14) cafeteria

I walked into the cafeteria today...
15) mister

Explain yourself, mister!
16) goth

Are they trying to be goth? - No, they're vamp.
17) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
18) caffeine

No, they said they're too young to drink caffeine so they're having orange juice.

1) puke

and confused about his sexual identity puke up all over my floor.
2) bogart

Let's just face it, they bogart our style.
3) jap

Oh, you got powned, Bebe, you jap bitch!
4) doth

"All mortals share a soft repose, my soul doth dreadful vigils keep
5) spit

Dude, gross, you got spit all over my neck! Mom, Butters just gave me a hickey!
6) sneak

Explain why you snuck into another boy's bedroom and gave him a hickey!
7) transform

I can take you... to the place where kids are being transform into vampires.
8) destroy

Some legends say... that if you destroy the vampires' lair...
9) suppose

But somebody put the Hamburger Helper where the Nestle Ouick is suppose to go!
10) shoot

Oh, who just shot me?!
11) burn

burn, burn down burn down Hot Topic
12) appreciate

And I appreciate that you want to be cool
13) pour

You see this, Butters? It's a glass of milk I pour for myself.
14) bet

I bet they aren't even drinking coffee.
15) taste

That's taste awful!
16) push

Well, I'm sick of being push around... By my Dad... by kids at school...
17) lock

Butters? Unbelievable, he's lock the door.
18) seek

Oh, creatures of the night, I seek audience to engage with thee

1) abundantly

Let us make it abundantly clear:
2) someday

as something to brag about someday to his little vampire buddies.
3) somewhere

We prefer to take our darkness somewhere else, per se.
4) apparently

Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive
5) truly

If you hate life, truly hate the sun and need to smoke and drink coffee
6) alone

Leave us alone.
7) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
8) thus

in unholy darkness and thus do... And thus do unto your bidding!
9) almost

Lunch time's almost over... should we drink some more blood?
10) actually

As I was just explaining to my new minions vampires are actually very spiritual
11) soon

Pretty soon the whole school is going to be an endless hive
12) enough

Tammy Petros, is he cool? - Yeah, he's cool enough.
13) far

If we get the right packaging we can just Fedex him somewhere far away.
14) together

What keeps a family together, Butters?! - A well-organized pantry.
15) else

We prefer to take our darkness somewhere else, per se.
16) ago

Hot Topic... when did this open? - Two weeks ago.
17) ever

I try to help and all I ever do is get hollered at.
18) sure

Goth kids burnt down the Hot Topic and sure enough, soon as they did,

1) groundable

It worked, Linda. Our son is groundable once more.
2) freaking

You kids need to all go put your freaking Banana Republic clothes back on right now.
3) dreadful

"All mortals share a soft repose, my soul doth dreadful vigils keep
4) retarded

Because anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
5) frightened

That's true, Bloodrayne, people are going to be frightened of us
6) miserable

most miserable place on Earth.
7) unbelievable

Butters? Unbelievable, he's locked the door.
8) lame

So lame. So... lame.
9) shocked

You're not really a vampire? Really? I'm so freaking shocked.
10) awful

That's tastes awful!
11) keen

more keen than which hell scarcely knows."
12) sudden

Why are they dressing like that all of a sudden?
13) rid

You get rid of the head vampire.
14) stuck

Bad enough I always get stuck with you goth kids.
15) isolated

See, isn't it cool back here? It's all dark and isolated!
16) attractive

Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive
17) hybrid

Yeah, I'm gonna be a hybrid vampire. Both psi and sanguinarian.
18) weak

I have to eat, but I can't do it. I'm getting weak.

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