Name: Britney's New Look
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) fella

Ha-hang on, fella. Don't you think Britney's been through enough?
2) crotch

Lady, just flash us your crotch or something.
3) embarrassment

No word yet, tom, but it could be over the embarrassment of the boob-job-scar video
4) disguise

A local housewife caught a photo of Britney running away in this disguise!
5) slap

but it's a slap in the face to camels all over the planet.
6) scar

you can also definitely see a boob-job scar.
7) squirrel

Imagine what a photo of her crapping on a squirrel is worth!
8) brit

Brit, over here, Brit, one for Star Weekly?
9) campground

Mrs. Spears was spotted at a mountain campground
10) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
11) diva

The troubled diva took a piss right on a ladybug.
12) spear

...and spear chuckers.
13) lust

but the truth is our lust for torture and death
14) stance

And so, Mr. Obama, why don't you tell us your stance on military spending.
15) aunt

We do! Me, my friend, and his aunt.
16) goddess

and adorn her with jewels, treat her like a goddess and then... watch her die.
17) upset

Doctor, could we talk to her for a minute? - I don't want you making her upset.
18) jewel

and adorn her with jewel, treat her like a goddess and then... watch her die.

1) chub

And she looks like she's gained weight. - That's right, Ron, she really chub up.
2) ridicule

Disaster at the MTV Awards. People are ridiculing Britney Spears.
3) adore

Britney was chosen a long time ago to be built up and adore
4) blur

We've blur out parts of the photo so that it doesn't offend.
5) shave

First you shave your head and now this!
6) abandon

and abandon all those close to her.
7) disappear

A distraught Britney Spears has apparently disappear
8) interrupt

We interrupt this debate for an emergency news bulletin.
9) sacrifice

She's been built up to be sacrifice, Stan!
10) bind

She was bound to get noticed.
11) trick

We trick her and it wasn't nice!
12) suppose

This costume was suppose to be for the easter musical, fellas,
13) pee

Hey, Sharon, Britney pee on a ladybug!
14) catch

A local housewife caught a photo of Britney running away in this disguise!
15) enhance

When the photo is enhance, Ron, you can see the poor little ladybug getting doused.
16) suck

How could we know she would... Oh, we suck so hard.
17) lose

But we almost lost her. Why couldn't you boys just leave her alone?
18) wheel

as Britney was wheel into the hospital for some reason.

1) literally

No, I mean she literally doesn't have most of her brain!
2) somewhere

We have to take her somewhere to just be at peace.
3) obviously

Britney is obviously very upset about her MTV performance, Ron,
4) apparently

where Britney Spears has apparently been trying to get away from it all.
5) definitely

you can also definitely see a boob-job scar.
6) doubt

No doubt now that she's had plastic surgery in the past.
7) absolutely

Absolutely major camel toe, Tracy. Britney just seems oblivious.
8) alone

I mean, maybe it's finally time for us all to just leave her alone.
9) finally

I mean, maybe it's finally time for us all to just leave her alone.
10) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
11) quite

Even though the timing doesn't quite work out.
12) almost

But we almost lost her. Why couldn't you boys just leave her alone?
13) actually

David, any idea as to how big the camel toe actually was?
14) soon

It's okay, you'll be in the North Pole soon.
15) enough

All right, enough already! This has all gone on long enough.
16) together

It's all of America, Kyle. We're all a part of this together.
17) else

We'll just get a picture of her doing something else!
18) ago

This video was taken just hours ago

1) ritualistic

and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.
2) distraught

A distraught Britney Spears has apparently disappeared
3) embarrassed

Are you embarrassed about the camel toe?
4) embarrassing

This must be very embarrassing for Britney that this photo got out, Bob.
5) noticeable

Yeah, it's not even noticeable.
6) jealous

Don't listen to 'em, Brit. They're all just jealous.
7) shocked

The boys are just shocked at how good you look, Britney.
8) awful

Her performance was awful, Tam.
9) dumb

She doesn't have most of her brain! - I know, she's really dumb, huh?
10) upset

Britney is obviously very upset about her MTV performance, Ron,
11) radical

went for this radical no-top-of-the-head look?
12) desperate

and so she's become desperate.
13) damn

It's a damn shame too! Old ways were better!
14) incredible

An incredible harvest. Some of the best corn I've seen in years.
15) tough

Yeah, all you amateur photographers are making this tough on the professionals!
16) stupid

And now back to the stupid democratic debates.
17) okay

My boys? Really? Send them in! It's okay, my kids are here!
18) democratic

And now back to the stupid democratic debates.

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