Name: Obama Wins!
Released: 2016-11-02
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) revelry

Excitement and revelry in South Park as a little boy has just
2) bicep

I can see you... the Ray Bans, got that nice bicep hanging out
3) turd

You're not getting away with this, you fat turd!!
4) pervert

Bunch of pervert if you ask me.
5) farce

I am tired of playing games! This little farce is over!
6) sweetie

Sweetie, there's a Mr. Pun Lee Tsao on the phone for you.
7) barge

that the government could never barge into our lives unwarranted.
8) firefly

Run now, little firefly. It's all part of the plan.
9) rumor

There are rumor of hundreds of thousands of stolen ballots.
10) almond

- Is that an M&M? - It's an almond M&M!
11) temptation

♪ Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation ♪
12) asshole

Sure thing! I got a Tonton coming up my asshole. Haha.
13) sequel

so that we can make the sequel!
14) goodness

Oh, my goodness, what's going on?
15) presidency

as long as my presidency was secure.
16) voter

We have a report you might be involved in voter fraud.
17) excitement

Excitement and revelry in South Park as a little boy has just
18) missile

You mean the missile defense program?

1) presume

We presume you are pleased with the election results?
2) swear

I swear it!
3) melt

- More melt butter, sir? - Mmm, mmm.
4) steal

Cartman has stolen the election!
5) refuse

But so far the Chinese are refusing to speak with us.
6) assure

I assure you all that I am heading back to the White House
7) belong

These don't belong to you. They belong to the people!
8) tune

and tune in to every debate.
9) inform

themselves inform, actually got up and drove to a voting
10) ban

I can see you... the Ray Bans, got that nice bicep hanging out
11) involve

We have a report you might be involve in voter fraud.
12) suppose

Butters, where is Cartman suppose to hand over the ballots?
13) promise

but we can't possibly give the Chinese what you promise.
14) lose

- Huh? - This little boy lost his mom!
15) explain

Yeah, I love when Morgan Freeman explain stuff.
16) exist

A place in town people barely even know exist.
17) spend

He probably spent hours listening to all those presidential ads
18) happen

What do you mean the election isn't the biggest thing that happen this week?

1) dammit

God dammit, this is serious, you guys!
2) desperately

the only reason the Chinese so desperately wanted Star Wars
3) incredibly

it made this country incredibly powerful.
4) barely

A place in town people barely even know exists.
5) somewhere

They've still got to be here somewhere!
6) forever

Star Wars to the Chinese forever.
7) possibly

What could you possibly have in your room
8) doubt

And you, no doubt, will now begin filling your side of the bargain.
9) absolutely

You are absolutely sure about this?
10) exactly

Yeah, tell me again exactly what you plan on doing with it.
11) earlier

Earlier this week, Lucas signed the rights to Star Wars over to Disney,
12) alone

Just leave me alone!
13) perhaps

Perhaps I can explain it to you.
14) finally

This has been a long campaign but someone's finally done it, wolf.
15) instead

and allow Disney to keep it instead.
16) almost

Almost half the country did actually vote for Obama.
17) actually

themselves informed, actually got up and drove to a voting
18) kind

It's kind of important.

1) titillated

more motivated, more titillated than ever.
2) millionth

Yes, Chris we are getting confirmation that was the millionth time!
3) impeccable

The Chinese simply want to guard Star Wars' impeccable legacy.
4) rampant

The election may be over, but rumors are running rampant
5) relieved

I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up and explains the plot to me.
6) alright

It's alright come on.
7) patriotic

Here's another patriotic American.
8) rude

If I could just be a little rude
9) unfair

It just seems so unfair.
10) neat

Pretty neat, huh? How would you like to have one?
11) motivated

more motivated, more titillated than ever.
12) tremendous

We just found some tremendous deals on cars nobody wants, that's all.
13) impressive

Wow, really. That's pretty impressive.
14) excited

Just excited about these deals, that's all.
15) presidential

He probably spent hours listening to all those presidential ads
16) incredible

Sir, we have some incredible news.
17) sad

Don't be sad, Ike. Just be happy that you live in a
18) pleased

We presume you are pleased with the election results?

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