Name: Sarcastaball
Released: 2016-11-02
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) whoop

And now here are your Denver whoop dee fucking do girls!
2) sportsmanship

it's about sportsmanship and compassion.
3) fella

ready for this game and you fella just wanna quit?
4) alumnus

of the NFL alumni are taking the field now.
5) sarcasm

research in how sarcasm effects the brain.
6) parlor

at a Thai massage parlor I'm so good at sucking!
7) bleach

It's kind of a grape-y, bleach-y flavor.
8) semen

War little kids drinking semen to finally bring back real football
9) loaf

a loaf of bread but he definitely thinks he's baking something.
10) quarterback

Hug those two players and give their quarterback a kiss!
11) mojo

No, I just don't have the mojo you have, Butters.
12) touchdown

Oh, the referee is calling that a touchdown!
13) quart

And now it's available in quart size.
14) anthem

And now here to sing the sarcastaball anthem recording artist,
15) referee

The referee comes in...
16) heck

but he's a heck of a player.
17) grape

It's kind of a grape-y, bleach-y flavor.
18) inventor

of the Denver Broncos and the inventor of sarcastaball,

1) dammit

leagues because then everyone -- God dammit!
2) definitely

a loaf of bread but he definitely thinks he's baking something.
3) twice

That's a game I wanna watch twice.
4) certainly

Well, there certainly are interesting statistics coming out, Dan.
5) alone

Leave him alone, Wendy,
6) perhaps

Yeah, not sure if that's meant to be a cake or perhaps a,
7) sometimes

It's overflowing sometimes.
8) fucking

Whoop dee fucking do.
9) finally

War little kids drinking semen to finally bring back real football
10) deep

that's when you gotta reach deep down,
11) instead

Yeah. The players should all wear bras and instead
12) especially

when I go to sleep and especially
13) almost

They've had the same coach for almost a day.
14) super

Yeah, it's super safe.
15) later

Save that for later!
16) else

and I don't know what else to say but so long sarcastaball,
17) ever

of sense because ever since his concussion in 06,
18) sure

but I sure do seem to have a surplus of it.

1) chauvinistic

chauvinistic and completely lacking in maturity!
2) supe

cuz sarcastaball is so supe fun to watch.
3) philosophic

That's a real stroke of philosophic genius.
4) gooey

that place, inside you where all the gooey happy
5) barbaric

and we shouldn't be so barbaric!
6) chock

Butters Creamy Goo is chock-full of all the essentials an athlete needs.
7) sarcastic

and turning it into a sarcastic nightmare.
8) inaugural

Welcome to the inaugural game of the National Sarcastaball League!
9) thrilled

I'm thrilled!
10) ridiculous

This is ridiculous!
11) fascinating

That's fascinating.
12) stupid

This game is stupid.
13) okay

Oh. Well, that's okay, Butters.
14) genetic

for cancer research and genetic diseases,
15) exciting

Well, it certainly makes for an exciting game.
16) dangerous

dangerous plays so they don't have us do them any more.
17) valuable

Nobody's getting hurt and the kids are learning valuable
18) unable

Are you unable to stop being sarcastic?

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