Name: The Vartabedian Conundrum
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) smorgasbord

A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.
2) laparoscopy

Oh, and exploratory laparoscopy. The last time I had hiccups...
3) ailment

Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailment?
4) cramp

-Hope I don't get cramp. -Yeah.
5) stethoscope

Where did you get the stethoscope and pressure cuff?
6) slipper

Scented candles, fuzzy slipper. Ooh.
7) diaphragm

...it felt like my diaphragm was just going through the motions.
8) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.
9) gall

-Well, you have a gall bladder to remove. -Yeah.
10) duvet

And I don't even know what a duvet is, but I'm sure if I did I wouldn't want one.
11) octave

How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above middle C?
12) whistle

Is it a high-frequency whistle?
13) cuff

Where did you get the stethoscope and pressure cuff?
14) cereal

...and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.
15) inflammation

Yeah, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.
16) paperwork

Do I have to pull out the paperwork again?
17) grasp

You have a really good grasp on this.
18) motions

...it felt like my diaphragm was just going through the motions.

1) entitle

You are entitle to try and make things go the way you want them to.
2) rethink

-What? -Nothing. Just rethink my whole life.
3) beg

-We're not living together. -I beg to disagree. Ahem.
4) swear

I never slept with her, I swear.
5) mock

It's not enough she mock me...
6) pretend

...you pretend you have problems with voice mail...
7) oppose

In the refrigerator, as oppose to two separate shelves and one communal shelf...
8) interrupt

I'm sorry, I totally interrupt you. What were you saying?
9) activate

...which has been activate now that you're living together.
10) intend

...nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.
11) suppose

Aren't you suppose to wait an hour?
12) invite

Really? I've never once been invite to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.
13) wash

What are you wash, a crocodile?
14) bet

I bet this looks great on you.
15) doubt

I seriously doubt it.
16) decide

...and I decide it was time for us to live together.
17) eat

-Why not? -I just ate.
18) sleep

I never slept with her, I swear.

1) terribly

You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.
2) nicely

-He did very nicely. -But see? She's not offended.
3) sexually

I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?
4) hereby

Now to review, the following provisions are hereby activated.
5) somehow

And then the subject got changed somehow.
6) perfectly

Okay, and it's perfectly okay to express those feelings, right?
7) possibly

What could I possibly have done to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?
8) absolutely

-No, absolutely not. -It's not a big deal.
9) immediately

You're gonna need to stop talking, immediately.
10) finally

And now you finally have an answer.
11) actually

Actually, I think it's more of a wool-fire ant blend.
12) kind

-I'm kind of busy here. -I understand.
13) inside

...even though I'm dying inside.
14) enough

It's not enough she mocks me...
15) together

...which has been activated now that you're living together.
16) usually

You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.
17) least

At least take this with you.
18) once

How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?

1) deviled

...eating the same deviled egg, over and over again.
2) percussive

...nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.
3) inflamed

I have an inflamed larynx.
4) veritable

A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.
5) lingering

Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies.
6) relentless

No, it's more of a relentless, narcissistic drone.
7) exploratory

Oh, and exploratory laparoscopy. The last time I had hiccups...
8) absurd

-That's absurd. -No.
9) scented

Scented candles, fuzzy slippers. Ooh.
10) imaginary

Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments?
11) uncomfortable

Okay, Leonard, if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going...
12) fuzzy

Scented candles, fuzzy slippers. Ooh.
13) bacterial

Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies.
14) cardiac

Ha. A cardiac stress test, a full-body MRl, an electromyogram...
15) inappropriate

How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?
16) herbal

We are out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
17) theoretical

She thought if I failed at theoretical physics that I should have a trade to fall back on.
18) floral

Floral bed sheets.

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