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00:21:08
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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I might have gone with a mattress suture instead...
...is secreting the pheromone associated with ovulation.
...why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?
I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destined to go unsatisfied.
...why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?
Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone...
...and, apparently, female primates- You know, uh, ape, chimpanzees, you.
So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?
If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...
...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.
...and there it is, clear as day, right in the guy's chest cavity:
By making constipated moose sounds?
How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?
...it would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.
FYl, I was defrosting a steak in there.
Where did you do your medical internship?
Are you currently sharing in the triumph of some local sports team?
When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destine to go unsatisfied.
...where the women undress when they smell it?
You had a little cheese dip, you fart. I thought it was cute.
Uh, no, I'm not- I'm bleed.
...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?
During which she defect to North Korea.
...which laypeople naively interpret as falling in love.
You hack my Facebook account?
...where the women undress when they smell it?
Would it work if I just punch you in the face?
No, I didn't try, I succeed.
You've destroy this relationship.
If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...
See, of the handful of women Leonard's been involve with...
Do you understand that this was suppose to be a date?
I discreetly slip off the other earring...
...earlier this evening, she threw a digital sheep at some guy named Mike.
I discreetly slipped off the other earring...
Mm, technically not a fruit, but all right.
I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball...
...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
You seem like a perfectly pleasant person.
I see. Apparently, my earlier inquiry...
Specifically, I need to know exactly what Leonard did that caused you...
You're sitting in your apartment. It's late. You're alone.
Yes, actually, it would, but let's see how the lid goes.
My apologies. You've been sitting in it all along.
I'm not strong enough, Leonard. You'll have to do it.
Are you currently sharing in the triumph of some local sports team?
If I have any hope of keeping them together, I need data.
This is something I long ago came to peace with in my role as the beta male.
...she's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school.
Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.
And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.
I'm sorry I'm late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.
...it's more palatable to preface it with banal chitchat.
...it's more palatable to preface it with banal chitchat.
...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.
So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?
...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
Where are you in your menstrual cycle?
But I'm given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss...
It's my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food...
If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...
Based on the geometric progression...
How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?
Are you insane? Now she's gonna think I'm desperate.
The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?
Now, this effect is intensified when the rival female...
...and, suddenly, even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.
Because, frankly, you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.
He's got it, and that's not surprising.