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00:21:39
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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I replaced that plebe's flat with one of my tires.
- Oh an attempt at flattery. Well, it won't work.
- 'Cause it's a giant turd. - It's the worst.
Is this little Raymond's macaroni art?
Anyway, I don't have time for your sob story, okay?
- Not to worry, sarge. I'll take it from here.
while the occupant were out sipping vino.
so I'm no longer your acquaintance Tank.
- Daniella and her husband confessed to the burglary
you're under arrest for obstruction of justice.
- Wait a minute, you liar!
And a dime.
You can tell Laverne the whole story over brunch.
- You know what really chafe my crack?
a Bordeaux enthusiast who sometimes dabble
- The only thin that's overturn
but you just slash a random stranger's tire.
I noticed that the window had been smash,
- And I totally regret that now, and I hope that we can move on,
Out of the darkness, a hero emerge.
rifle through the drawers, and then noticed...
and you amateurs flush it down the toilet.
- You guys mess up. You mess up big time!
that transform into a missile launcher.
'cause you're trap in here with a psycho.
- I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator.
are vanishingly small.
It's insanely packed.
So sounds like we should go undercover
Just accidentally slashed it with my knife.
about personal matter altogether.
or just stopping in the middle of nowhere
Unfortunately we're surrounded by stupid law-abiding citizens.
I coulda stayed in here forever.
I guess eventually we stopped talking
And neither should you.
all I wanted to do was sit in my room alone
I know sometimes it's difficult for you
We finally got some money to spruce up the break room.
- Fine. You're unarrested, mother.
- And then I learned to do trigonometric functions
in impromptu communication.
It's unusable. You guys don't even like it.
and 5% more physically affectionate.
- Long and brisk. - Wonderful.
- Only because you ask me annoying, intrusive,
"What's wrong" is a rhetorical question.
- Exactly, it's disgusting, which is why we're fixing it.
- There's something so devious
- Well, I know we're undercover, but I gotta say
Ah, the adorable baby pictures, the embarrassing stories.
- In the workplace? - Don't be absurd.