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00:21:09
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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I can't wait to just jam my tongue in her earhole,
- My arch. Isn't she beautiful?
So drunk, i'm alliterating like a beatnik.
- Your menu is not gonna involve animal genitalia, is it?
- She does? - She stole all the merch,
The trellis won't hold all three of us at the same time.
My girls are never gonna grow up and lose their virginity.
- Gina! Be a quieter robber!
- Really, sarge?
I'm working on my vow. Hey!
How pawn shops work. - I don't think you understand
"burst my bubble." pun intended.
- Amy, will you taste this batter?
Neil armstrong was overwhelm when he walked on the moon,
- I'll see about getting you reinstate
I gotta pick up a pair of ruby earrings i pawn
You're right. The marriage is curse.
That refill nana's oxygen tanks.
"burst my bubble." pun intended.
And said they bless her union.
"burst my bubble." pun intend.
- She does? - She stole all the merch,
- I deserve this!
Ooh, you smell good! Wowza.
- Uh, yeah, jake. I once punch it
- We are nail it today!
- [snaps fingers] you're damn right there is.
I'm basically asking the universe to stomp on my balls.
- Well, i personally don't even really believe in signs, so...
No, definitely not. Oh!
- Why can't they stay babies forever?
I just have to pump the gas twice, and turn it back on.
- Yes, we will. - She's truly breathtaking.
- Hi, we met earlier.
To the nypd immediately.
Of knowing that you've finally done something worthwhile
Also i don't like waking up super early in the morning--
- Okay, everybody outside now!
It's actually not as bad as it sounds.
Or do you want this union to be friggin' unblessed?
- I've been planning a nuptial menu
- Bat crap loony tunes. - Yes.
- Good, giddy. [laughs]
- When i was in that uzbek prison,
No object more whimsical than the balloon.
- And now nikolaj says he's too frightened
There's no form more graceful than the arch,
And i'm gonna make sure you are sober
Terry feels overwhelmed.
- Yeah, this is awkward.
And lush, and romantic,
Everybody be chill chill chill.