Name: Moments in the Woods
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) saleslady

(lowered voice) that saleslady knows it, too.
2) sweepings

Not just some sweepings from the fireplace.
3) breakable

I said, "why not? I have very few breakable left."
4) accomplice

Inviting his accomplice to dinner parties,
5) sobriety

Decided to stop drinking, her recipe for sobriety
6) mitt

(sighs) hey. Get your mitt off that.
7) mink

Like a mink vest or a diamond frisbee.
8) shovel

A shovel?
9) amends

But now I have to make the amends,
10) moth

Nothing. It was a moth.
11) urn

Would you stop talking to the urn? You're creeping me out.
12) creatine

Your blood work, creatine levels.
13) caterpillar

The sad caterpillar has turned into an extravagant butterfly.
14) slack

Lee, cut me some slack. My husband is missing.
15) moderation

Salt in moderation. You should wait two more weeks
16) sponge

To give you a sponge bath for 4 grand a day?
17) grind

I bought a grind and brew coffee master.
18) parole

I just heard from the parole board.
19) jerk

If you're gonna be a jerk about it,
20) sergeant

That night, I asked the sergeant,
21) streak

My friend called it today. He said I was on a lucky streak.
22) barbecue

No barbecue,
23) hassle

Oh, please don't make me go to the enormous hassle

1) extravagant

The sad caterpillar has turned into an extravagant butterfly.
2) forgiving

Some people are more forgiving than we give them credit for.
3) diligent

Yes, bree was diligent about following the 12 steps.
4) frivolous

On something fun and totally frivolous,
5) suicidal

I don't suppose you have any more suicidal neighbors
6) sober

Ahh. 30 days sober. I am so proud of you.
7) pathetic

No, please, allow me. You're pathetic.
8) awkward

Of course not. It was very awkward.
9) thrilled

Your friend is gonna be thrilled. You just won for him.
10) unfortunate

(inhales sharply) oh, and two unfortunate lobsters.
11) spinal

Ah, it's time for my spinal tap.
12) bored

(sighs) well, I'm bored. Look, after this game,
13) awful

And there's one person I've been really awful to.
14) upset

I knew you'd be upset to find you'd bought me a house.
15) grateful

And I am so, so grateful.
16) viral

Another viral infection.
17) enormous

Oh, please don't make me go to the enormous hassle
18) rid

I'm the one who helped him get rid of the car!
19) strict

So I'm guessing the zoning laws aren't all that strict.
20) damn

Play miss high-and-mighty to the whole damn street?
21) weird

And you cry every time. You're weird.
22) meal

So we can begin our meal service.
23) sad

The sad caterpillar has turned into an extravagant butterfly.

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