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00:43:31
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
715
I know you spend your days emptying bedpan
I forgot my thermos. What are you wearing?
Bandage wounds...
Is that a crumb I see on that rug?
They're only keeping her in the hospital as a precaution.
Ooh! I remember I had the fondue and I lost my strawberry,
And shaving the groin of senior citizens,
I heard that whole spiel about male postpartum,
Some cure the ache of loneliness
Some cure the ache of loneliness
When we talked about possible blood transfusion,
Now, sweetie,
To whisper in my ear while you unbutton my blouse."
And the waiter almost caught me when I put my--
Let's just say your wife has a bit of a temper.
Good to know since I just rented the most charming bungalow
That the little acorn gave birth to the mighty oak,
Okay, you unload these groceries
Yeah, she's in the cafeteria. Oh, while I've got you,
With an infusion of cash.
All I ask in return is for a little affection.
Okay. All her vaccination up-to-date? Yes.
That's quite a haul.
And how frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidate
Okay, you unload these groceries
Your tools-- they're scatter everywhere.
Some alleviate their burning desire
I borrow it from orson a while back. Oh. Thank you.
Her minister warn her it was a sin.
You bust your ass with this jewelry business,
What's this torn page on her chart?
So he dump me,
And I refuse to make a fool of myself.
So those who are suffer do what they can
I admit it was a terrible coincidence.
Are you suggesting I cheat on him?
Some cure the ache of loneliness
And how old was she when you adopt her?
Her grandmother inform her it was a woman's burden.
Oh, I suppose I do.
Uh, on a related note, I just wanna say how much I appreciate
And I realize we still had a couple of questions.
It's a recognize problem for fathers my age.
I heard about the accident, so i-i rush right over.
Her teach taught her it was unhealthy.
That can't be treat in a hospital,
(woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.)
Who had been plotting frantically.
Shoot. It's on backwards.
So technically, one of those puppies is mine.
Sadly, one thing they don't know how to heal
Doug is leaving me. Lynette's friend had nowhere to go.
Paul, please don't get upset-- out loud.
But apparently I don't have the right equipment.
(blows air) well, definitely before the girls were born.
You take other people's lives apart for your own amusement,
Unfortunately, she was about to learn...
I won't be patient forever.
How could you possibly think i would wear something like this?
I don't normally go for French guys,
Previously on...
I need you to tell me exactly what happened.
Mm, then you must be happy to finally have your own home.
Otherwise known by its initials--b.s.
Instead of using your legs, you use your... You know.
Ah, I was up kinda late.
And the waiter almost caught me when I put my--
I read the pamphlet, and it actually made sense.
Oh, she's gonna be dating soon enough.
Show me one stretch mark, one chapped nipple,
Very temperamental,
I know I was dismissive before,
So where's that chippendale dancer
Some soothe their excruciating guilt
To kick that shirtless wonder out of your front yard.
I just can't have him around. He's too distracting.
Look, what you did was borderline evil.
And ashamed. Good night.
And how frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated
I'm gonna give you that one 'cause I wasn't fond of her.
And you know why? 'Cause I was asleep.
Man, the sympathy in here is just overwhelming.
I'm a family sedan with a beige interior
I've got five kids and a useless houseguest.
(sighs) I feel awful.
You're not upset?
Good to know since I just rented the most charming bungalow
I feel so blessed to have such wonderful...
It's a legitimate medical condition.
I am a loving and caring wife, I have two options.
Clearly, you are a disturbed young woman.
How to get rid of them.