Name: Family Vacation / Murphy's Lard
Released: 2018-11-28
Cast: 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Mekai Curtis, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh

1) terrify

You know, Chinese finger traps still terrify me.
2) mow

I pay my taxes, I mow my lawn,
3) assemble

Why were you assembling a science project on the first day of...
4) grease

(SPUTTERS) You know thunder's a sound, how can it be grease?
5) inspect

We are inspect all of the pistachio stands in the area
6) render

♪ Rendered fat that comes from piggies
7) blame

I blame you.
8) chase

MR. BRULEE: We're being chase by Jurassic Pork!
9) suppose

An RV? We're suppose to be abducting cows!
10) burn

Wasn't Joan of Arc burn at the stake?
11) tend

It's probably Murphy's Law. It does tend to keep you on your toes.
12) bet

You bet, Dad.
13) imagine

We're having the kind of vacation no one in our family could've imagine!
14) strike

Lightning never strike twice!
15) exist

Two minutes ago, I didn't even know he exist,
16) spend

But we're losing precious time that could be spent
17) happen

even less than it happen the first time.
18) guess

I guess Milo showed us there's more to vacations than the Grand Canyon.

1) impatiently

Come on, gang, the canyon's waiting impatiently for our arrival.
2) incidentally

Incidentally, that's also me.
3) nowhere

Nowhere in particular.
4) perfectly

I mean, Zack's right, it's perfectly safe!
5) loose

Hey look! The safety railing came loose.
6) definitely

Definitely not on the itinerary.
7) eventually

We're going to die! Only eventually.
8) possibly

Really? What could I possibly have done to avoid that?
9) twice

Lightning never strikes twice!
10) absolutely

Absolutely right.
11) truly

Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive.
12) certainly

It's certainly my favorite canyon.
13) exactly

Well, not exactly like this...
14) sometimes

Sometimes the interruptions are half the fun.
15) especially

Especially for the guy who has to sweep up around here.
16) actually

Okay, that's actually a pretty normal thing.
17) kind

Okay, since we kind of missed that stop,
18) soon

Okay, I'll see you soon.

1) lard

♪ The lard amusement park ♪
2) reassuring

Oh, okay. I guess that's reassuring.
3) overkill

I'd say that's overkill, but I'd be wrong.
4) unmarked

And an unmarked helicopter.
5) terrifying

And sometimes they're mind-bogglingly terrifying.
6) reminiscent

But, reminiscent.
7) raging

We are driving on a raging river pulling a dinosaur made of ham!
8) flaming

Or both, what if a flaming pig attacked?
9) tidal

During a tidal wave.
10) intestinal

Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive.
11) motivational

♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
12) unexpected

Well, this is unexpected.
13) calm

You're so calm.
14) strict

to make sure they meet strict governmental safety guidelines.
15) impressive

Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive.
16) governmental

to make sure they meet strict governmental safety guidelines.
17) precious

But we're losing precious time that could be spent
18) exceptional

♪ Today is gonna be exceptional

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