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00:22:10
'Weird Al' Yankovic, Mekai Curtis, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh
113
BRIGETTE: Sure. Great! Surprise party.
STEVE: Oh, I see. What about that sandbag over there?
You have a split infinitive in the caption.
You, nail biter, make sure all the utensil are parallel to each other.
Safety czar. Safety czar,
♪ Find a spot in the middle of kings, gonna go into the city in a whirl
Fire extinguisher, helmets, first-aid kits...
The border in this photo is a millimeter thicker
for an ovation, just in case it's really good.
♪ That baritone's a bother
He's a paramedic, right? Right.
FIREMAN: Hold it there! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Just installed the new asteroid early warning system.
or a leg, or a spleen, or a tongue,
♪ Whoa
Are you bragging or should I get a broom?
Glow in the dark T-shirts in case of power outage, check.
I got a stash in the back. Come on.
I overhear, and I'm fully insured.
and stash him in the basement.
Amanda scare me.
♪ Your hostility's misplace
♪ It's the physique that I was curse with
Unless someone accidentally lean on that backdrop too hard,
♪ How dare a Baritone come into our deli
Oh, balloon!
♪ ...I hear you shaking
I bought an extra seat in case mine got destroy.
And Murphy's Law counter-measures engage.
Your party planner has arrive with a bubble machine.
then I suppose you'd have a problem.
After that, they only invite immediate family and me.
You realize that you could shave a good three minutes
♪ Then he's going to wake up with a horse? ♪
PHIL: Not important. Anyway, if all that happen,
but I guess it doesn't matter
It's about a morally conflicted crime boss who's seeing a therapist.
Unless someone accidentally leans on that backdrop too hard,
That was surprisingly entertaining.
you might be able to get him somewhere safe.
You couldn't possibly have another duck back...
Well, "safety first" is certainly one of my six safety-related mottos.
This opera takes exactly two hours and 11 minutes,
I found him wandering in traffic earlier.
to chew on instead, hmm?
Actually, it's just one.
Ah, good enough, I guess.
I don't know, Melissa. Things get sort of messy around Milo.
I am missing one leg, though.
Yes. It's not like we tied up the guy who usually does this
How else am I going to fit it in?
This is the best birthday ever.
Oh, great! For once, we won't look out of place.
♪ Never boring even for a minute
I've got my supe safety senses
That's a rather presumptuous accusation.
I have reason to believe your vehicle may be unsafe.
it's so well-rehearsed and predictable.
♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
Don't be ridiculous.
♪ No time for trivial things
I just saw Milo Murphy's bike, and the back wheel is a definite safety hazard.
That was surprisingly entertaining.
I overheard, and I'm fully insured.
You're a calm blue ocean.
I'm a little nervous.
My enjoyment hours are very precious to me, nothing can go wrong.
♪ Today is gonna be exceptional
That's weird, nobody pressed the button.
Milo and candles, can't be too careful.
Ah, those lights up there, they seem a little loose to me.
Well, that's sad.