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00:21:02
Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader
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With my mustache comb?
I see crumb on your love line.
in this karmic meltdown,
Have you lost your mind, you tangerine-draped half-wit?
- She outbacked my steakhouse. - Okay.
One masala chai. Extra milk, hold the cloves.
It's a little blouse-y on you.
Gupta, is that the last biscuit?
She boomered my rang! Russelled my Crowe!
So the biggest gesture on my part
You're moving with the urgency you usually reserve
Every rupee I have
Goose bumps.
then ends in a wave of buttery goodness.
This is no scam.
is a humble life of simplicity.
Goose bump.
That is our orgasm keychain.
She boomer my rang! Russelled my Crowe!
- She outback my steakhouse. - Okay.
I am undergo a karmic cleanse.
For all the times you were cruel to me, I forgive you.
Mmm. Smells wonderful. What is that?
it's that nothing really belong to anyone.
She's engage!
Is this how it's suppose to fit?
You lie to me.
Don't you realize what you're doing?
We got drunk and throw into jail, so...
I promise, there are no secrets.
That's crazy. You haven't even taste it yet.
that as a kid your sister taught you how to kiss.
Todd is uncomfortable because he caught me and Charlie
I lost my watch.
I just forgot how good hugging feels.
what happen here doesn't need to be discussed.
the next time I catch you someplace with Asha?
And I've been secretly cutting it
You have nowhere to go but out.
Called back twice, actually.
Truly moving.
Perhaps there will be a promotion
I was really looking forward to calling you son.
Some of the items are really quite clever.
Especially when you see the next picture.
but it's actually a natural aphrodisiac.
The bathroom thing just kind of happened.
You were the cruelest to me by far.
You're moving with the urgency you usually reserve
Now I'm wondering what else you're not telling me.
am I ever gonna find my soul mate?
May I at least say good night?
if I said I hadn't thought about it once or twice.
The less you talk, the better your chances.
It's just that I get flustered
All there is is a picture of you combing your underarm hair?
I am undergoing a karmic cleanse.
It's our sarcastic eight ball.
Yeah, it can be a little intimidating at first.
Todd is uncomfortable because he caught me and Charlie
It's hard to sweat the petty stuff
For all the times you were cruel to me, I forgive you.
And your success line is very prominent.
that adds an unexpected little zest...
I don't want Tonya's mom to see anything offensive.
I'm not surprised with my mom's behavior.
and my frequent chai buyer card.
We got drunk and thrown into jail, so...
It's a damn shame.
Well, that's a weird thing to take from the sentence, but...
Careful, 'cause it's hot, real hot.
- It's okay. - No, it's not.