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00:21:07
Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader
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Then you know your shameful break room shenanigan
I got a little swelling in the jangler!
Have you got a franger?
Come on, mousie. Come to the cheese.
This scoundrel has stolen two packages
am I getting a whiff of 12,000?
"swastika" is a sanskrit word. The nazis stole it from us.
He'd spin a tiny noose and hang himself.
Everyone can go. Happy Diwali to all.
You know, the ones with the tassel?
A new sari for Diwali.
But I think I got a hernia lifting it!
Let the pheromone do the talking.
You small-voiced rodent?
Booze, fireworks, no laws against how you like to party.
My relationship with tonya has been a real distraction too.
I'm going to go and get a chai and then catch my bus.
I'm sorry, but the yodeling pickle's
And I smother the flames with vimi's sari.
This thief should be applaud for his sense of humor
His shirt was ignite by a firecracker
I'm undergo a little marital tune-up.
The poo-shaped soap is lavender scent.
I regret to inform you,
"swastika" is a sanskrit word. The nazis stole it from us.
- How dare you. - The sari is now 13,000.
Declaring that I, Rajiv, defeat you.
Lavender. Your card's also been decline.
I-I-I had no idea what Diwali involve
I'm suppose to go to sunil's home tonight
And you realize now that I have you on tape
I bet you'd look lovely
This morning, I struck up a conversation
You've decide to cancel the sunrise?
I cancel dinner with sunil so I could help you.
Have been discover.
This is unbelievably offensive.
And now all the shops are closed and, sadly,
You barely even know her.
So we can change them instantly.
Certainly, sir.
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Yes, I was all alone, but it was still a great Diwali.
Perhaps you should jot down a list of things
Otherwise I'd love to come to your piss-up.
You know what, she likes to sit outside.
You actually have time off to enjoy them.
Of a piss-up later on.
It's where families get together.
Yeah. That was the best break room sex I ever had.
It's always nice to have your deep spiritual beliefs
You're about to marry some guy you never even met.
Well, maybe we should do it again
Too bad you couldn't save up to buy some good taste.
I want $20,000 in unmarked bills
Then you know your shameful break room shenanigans
She was an undercover cop.
From our ancient culture that make you uncomfortable
And she told me I was "driving her insane."
For the mere price of 10,000 rupees.
That is why I bought my precious vimi
This is unbelievably offensive.
And I was surprised to find her blank
This spectacular garment.
She's gonna be so pleased with me this afternoon.
Oh, Rajiv, is everything okay?
The night was blank with blank.
It's always nice to have your deep spiritual beliefs
Yes. And it's still warm.
Sir, this is an ancient hindu symbol meant
Ah, well, I'm only a virgin
Wow. You guys look amazing.