Name: Christmas in Paradise
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) thumbtack

Now, where are those thumbtack?
2) soaker

How's it going, my plus-size panty soaker?
3) gerbil

that tasted really weird. Plus, my gerbil's missing.
4) amputee

♪ Ice skates and snow skis for quadruple amputee ♪
5) weirdo

[mocking laughter] You frickin' weirdo!
6) mush

Don't lick me there. That's where I make mush!
7) fart

Well, I ain't movin' till I get me some gosh-darn fart-flippin' answers.
8) waffle

at the waffle house? Now, stop bothering Daddy at work.
9) asparagus

That's a weird-tasting lip gloss. Is it asparagus?
10) bunk

Oh, my God. Bunk beds!
11) stunt

All right! That little stunt you pulled was very close to crossing the line.
12) meth

Fitz, I can't believe that a Paradise cop is the argyle meth Kingpin.
13) testosterone

That night Dad stood up Mom for their date because he ran out of testosterone patches
14) puppet

these fun rubber finger puppet, hmm?
15) sack

Ooh! I'm about to hit the sack.
16) jew

♪ I'm saying don't be a Jew ♪
17) asshole

Oh, there you are, you little asshole!
18) sausage

Melons on top, but a sausage below.

1) ransack

You ransack my house and made a strawberry smoothie
2) cuss

I never cuss and I never touch my privates,
3) motherfucker

I set you motherfucker up.
4) shove

shove in a box and given as a Christmas gift, like property.
5) snort

[voiceover] When Bullet snort that coke,
6) abandon

Sure, I can meet you midnight tonight at the abandon Christmas tree factory
7) threaten

Hopson, are you threaten me?
8) owe

He owe me a kiss under the mistletoe.
9) enforce

and enforce during the Christmas tree lighting, tonight at midnight.
10) screw

Just hope our idiot son doesn't screw it up like he screw up everything.
11) trick

Hey, he trick you. Threw you off the trail.
12) suspect

None of those cops suspect a thing.
13) quit

but I quit, so I can't go.
14) hang

Santa, I want a pony. My last one hung itself.
15) suppose

It was suppose to be a plastic steak.
16) shoot

Terry Two Toes was shot September 25th at 10:30 p.m.
17) shit

Just don't get in my way. And keep that Grinch shit away from Dusty!
18) realize

Maybe his balls dropped and he realize that he's a grown man.

1) aboard

Your train to hell! All aboard!
2) wherever

Wherever he is, I'm gonna get that kiss.
3) somewhere

I'll bet he's got argyle meth hidden somewhere.
4) extremely

which is extremely unhealthy, most doctors say.
5) certainly

And I certainly won't feel like kissing no lips under no mistletoe.
6) alone

What're you doing here, drinking alone?
7) fucking

And I fucking hate prop comedy.
8) finally

so Santy will finally bring me my Chuggy Chuggy Choo Choo.
9) forward

God damn it! The only thing I've been looking forward to
10) almost

Oh shit, I almost missed breakfast.
11) actually

Dad, I've never actually asked you this, but...
12) soon

Dusty! Are you okay? We got here as soon as we could.
13) along

Wow, you were right all along, son.
14) enough

You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, son?
15) far

-Oh, they are, so far. -Why do you seem so stressed out?
16) ever

No! Ever since I was a child, I only wanted one thing.
17) always

I like you, Kevin. I always have.
18) below

Melons on top, but a sausage below.

1) hasidic

♪ Onto Hasidic Jews ♪
2) quadruple

♪ Ice skates and snow skis for quadruple amputees ♪
3) indecent

On trial for indecent exposure.
4) cunning

I need someone as cunning as I am with balls of steel.
5) incompetent

I can't believe it took you incompetent pig so long to figure it out.
6) embarrassed

because you were embarrassed you got drunk?
7) fluffy

Oh, god damn it, Dusty, you fluffy fat fuck!
8) peruvian

100% pure direct from a Peruvian jungle lab.
9) pathetic

It's pathetic how excited you are about that.
10) festive

♪ Everyone must get some festive Christmas cheer ♪
11) dwarf

of watching a dwarf gang bang.
12) depressed

I was depressed about sprouting that perfect set of 34Gs.
13) merry

Anyone not attending will be shot and killed on site. Merry Christmas.
14) innocent

No! Dusty, I know you're innocent. You can't take him from me! Let him go!
15) stuck

I can't bust him if I'm stuck in here.
16) fake

that Santa can see it from space. And some fake snow and some--
17) drunk

So I spent the night getting drunk.
18) incredible

Wunderbar, Dusty. Incredible song.

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