Name: Ass on the Line
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) molester

♪ Everyone you know is a molester ♪
2) pecker

♪ Wants to check your little pecker ♪
3) mustache

And your mustache fell out.
4) sobriety

Hey, Bullet, how's that sobriety going?
5) bleached

Just a regular guy here to get my stink-hole bleached.
6) entourage

I mean, seriously, nobody asked for black Entourage. Nobody!
7) crusher

Okay, well, here he is, folks. The canine crusher,
8) fresco

A little more now that I see you've painted a 12-foot-tall fresco on the wall
9) stereotype

That's a stereotype.
10) pun

Ass pun! No!
11) hamburger

Who can spare a hamburger?
12) bleach

I tried to bleach it at home myself, to be thrifty,
13) stash

♪ Has a stash of kiddie porn ♪
14) bullshit

by pulling these bullshit pranks on me ever since.
15) paw

I'm here to teach you how to keep bad people's paw off your wee-wees,
16) fingerprint

fingerprint, dental records, and you have...
17) lipstick

the lipstick!
18) mole

-Hello? -[man] The mole has the answer.

1) sedate

That's because I sedate every dog he fought.
2) taint

ain't been taint!
3) tempt

I know you'll be tempt to make a bunch of stupid ass puns--
4) sever

I was handed a Jane Doe sever ass case.
5) unleash

Here he is, folks, live and unleash - Bullet the Badass!
6) haunt

That cold case haunt me to this day.
7) descend

I descend into a dark place where the sun don't shine.
8) bleach

The victim had his asshole bleach.
9) whisper

The creepy little Asian girl that whisper commands in my head and the Chief.
10) jerk

-[Gary] I'm jerk off. -You know, I can never tell
11) rig

The fights were all rig in your favor. If you fight tonight,
12) slash

It's times like this I wish I hadn't slash our rubber glove budget.
13) rub

He's been rub it in my face
14) sacrifice

And I'm touched that you sacrifice your sobriety to try and save my life.
15) deserve

Well, I think someone deserve his 30-minute sober chip.
16) smell

One-weird-flappy-million that smell like fish?
17) belong

I never found out who that ass belong to.
18) quit

I quit! I'm a terrible cop.

1) genetically

the genetically engineered killer,
2) literally

Literally! What do you say, partner? You supply the wussy dogs,
3) damn

God damn, Chief! What happened to your eyes?
4) besides

Besides, I was worried about you.
5) obviously

This is obviously Diamond City's jurisdiction.
6) unfortunately

Unfortunately, Kevin, your heart won't be in the right place
7) forever

Goodbye forever.
8) slow

Slow down, dumb-dumb.
9) sometimes

Sometimes a good soldier's gotta know when not to follow orders.
10) fucking

-It's a pretty fucking sweet name. -[door closes]
11) finally

I'm finally at peace. Turns out you are a great cop.
12) almost

[giggles] Almost got it here.
13) actually

Actually, Chief Limpcock, it looks like the body is laying right on the line
14) kind

I'm kind of new to Cousin-Fucker County. Fill me in.
15) later

Copy that. We'll have to settle this later, Crawford.
16) together

The dog fighting ring. Our first undercover mission together.
17) usually

Even though my heroes' careers usually end in tragedy.
18) else

Anyone else think it's also weird

1) inhumane

That stuff's got chocolate in it. It's inhumane!
2) overrated

Besides, sobriety's overrated. Wrestling's fun and all,
3) reconstructive

Trick's on me, 'cause that cat butthole reconstructive surgery
4) inbred

I can't believe there's only two flipper people in this inbred town.
5) sober

Well, I think someone deserves his 30-minute sober chip.
6) undercover

The dog fighting ring. Our first undercover mission together.
7) obsessed

I became obsessed with solving the case.
8) caucasian

♪ If they're Caucasian or they're Asian Or they're black ♪
9) invasive

until after several more invasive surgeries.
10) defective

Fucking piece of shit defective lighters!
11) dumb

Slow down, dumb-dumb.
12) upset

I see you're still upset that I married your mother.
13) rid

got rid of the body and I took its spot!
14) offensive

Did you ever stop and think that maybe that's offensive to dogs?
15) damn

Okay, he's losing his damn mind.
16) weird

That's weird. Terry Two-Toes is dead.
17) careful

And be careful, kids,
18) silent

I'm guessing whoever killed him was silent but deadly.

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