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00:21:26
Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil
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Your indecisiveness is infecting me like a virus.
that only two highly educated, sophisticate could have,
Figured you two charlatan would sniff each other out
when he says "absolutism," and he tilts his head
Indecision caused you so much agony in your life,
and altercation at outlet malls.
- Excuse me, Risotto. Risotto? - Yeah.
I don't know bugger all about
a literal meltdown. Also, you're not dressed yet,
More importantly, you did the ballerina painting
I take it the moron is me?
for these vow in the last three seconds,
in a best friend afterlife savior kind of way.
My greatest accomplishment ever.
You know, a lot of death row inmate feel regret about things
Stupid Nick's closed down because a pelican fell
Should I pick a girl as a gesture towards
like two mangy rats sharing a pizza crust in a sewer...
It's funny... I was devastate when I found out
You're always vex. Just pick.
He always twitch his eyebrows
I absolutely adore your shares.
Your indecisiveness is infect me like a virus.
I swear, if I had known you and Tahani and Chidi on Earth,
of dry erase versus paper if I could write down
Jason, when I was reboot, and I lost all my knowledge,
I forgive you.
Yep, shouldn't have said that. Regretted it immediately.
- Tight. - So, by the power vest in me,
Hey, do you mind if I borrow
and that you got saddle with him.
This is where I shine.
and, just as I predict, you failed, miserably.
Gotta go spend that money you stole.
fork-up friendship,
but things calm down after Chidi started helping me
Retroactively? I mean, h... how do you even...?
unequivocally order the pumpkin soup.
and, just as I predicted, you failed, miserably.
"eternally grateful for semi-cute,
you and Chidi. Now, ordinarily,
I-I desperately needed something to keep me afloat,
Fake Eleanor being selected accidentally
Technically, you told him that he loves you, but yes.
and surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fork,
He's also incredibly patient, and kind,
but you're barely even a regular, functioning person.
It is literally impossible to be your friend.
But, somehow,
Obviously, I prepared for this.
Jianyu is a hot dummy, definitely my type.
and find any excuse to rip each other apart.
I absolutely adore your shares.
They did nearly 30 episodes.
Look, I know I can be indecisive,
I was confused and disoriented,
I'm vexed, Uzo, vexed.
Yes, that is regrettable, but...
seeing his little, nerdy face all contorted.
You're incapable of making a single decision.
Ugh, that's embarrassing.
Oh, no. No, I mean, I'm... I'm relieved,
I know this is awkward,
whenever I say anything ignorant,
the fragile egos of my classmates,
we both thought that Tragic Mike over here was our one true love,
a literal meltdown. Also, you're not dressed yet,
You know what? It'd be one thing if you just weren't a Buddhist monk,
involving what I consider to be unfair labor practices
tortured by guilt, and I just felt awful
that only two highly educated, sophisticates could have,
"eternally grateful for semi-cute,