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00:21:21
Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil
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for every goober in this place until my point total is so high
There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Yes, I blew up a guy's speedboat
So just a-point to where the guacamole money is,
Okay, so, now, this is sort of a quick litmus test,
Hey, we thought of everything except for an alibi
and I spent eight of it on this burrito,
I crashed into a rotting turkey carcass, and it exploded.
cartilage and bone got tangled up in my hair,
I'm just a dope who died in a safe
I got diarrhea. I'll be right back.
for you to air any and all grievance
My suspicion is that when I was rebooted,
It's easily one of the top ten swamp cities
who took an oath of silence at the age of eight.
So far, it's genocide and leggings as pants.
No way to know unless I pull your skeleton out, right?
basically your muse, you get it.
Jason's dead. He suffocate in that safe.
cartilage and bone got tangle up in my hair,
I accrue new knowledge and abilities.
then I reopen it and it fell into the sinkhole.
I crashed into a rotting turkey carcass, and it explode.
"I LUV BUTTS".
My suspicion is that when I was reboot,
I stole an old lady's fake leg once on a dare.
Okay, I've hack into the mainframe.
I want us to have the life we deserve.
I once got arrest
I refuse to discuss my fifth amendment rights
never had to prove someone belong here before.
My café got destroy by the giant frog,
after he sue me.
or am I acing this test?
every moment of your existence since you arrive?
Maybe I think I'm suppose to love her,
to act unpredictably and behave in ways
fundamentally good or bad.
I accidentally saw these point totals when Michael
Technically, I am the mainframe.
like literally anyone else?
when I found Eleanor, but somehow you are...
Besides, all the big ticket items
basically your muse, you get it.
or else you'll be tortured by demons forever.
What can you possibly say to us
I'm truly sorry.
I should have mentioned that earlier.
Perhaps because you share the exact same IQ.
Now maybe you'll finally listen to me and take off those glasses.
then that's almost a thousand points for just a start.
Now that we know, we can actually do something about it.
But the judge will be here soon, and this is the best way to build our case.
I will speak to you later.
he went into such a deep meditative state
I can rub it in all their smug faces.
- You haven't heard of it. - Look, I know this is tedious,
Unclear. As you know, each time I am updated,
It's a little fuzzy.
wishing for the sweet release of eternal extinction.
I can think of to do to get rid of this glitch.
our focus group for Fake Eleanor.
who lives in a neutral zone by herself.
Did you ever have a personalized license plate?
I hope she's okay.
I refuse to discuss my fifth amendment rights
Miami's expensive.
Now, you two sit tight.
Now, I'm about to show you some very sensitive information.
Look on the bright side.
- Oh, dear. - All this
and when you died at that exact same moment,