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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
106
How was your eggbeater?
You "ratatouille"'d me!
I'm not a weirdo. I just have a fish in my shorts.
What's that, snot? Why am I so distracted today?
Or you could buy a foreign knockoff jacket
The -- the, uh, crux, if you will.
All right, Klaus. Take the curly rein.
for turning me into one of the cool jock parents.
$14?! That's an hour of kiln time!
Did you see all the melanoma on his arms?
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
That's bullshit, man.
I'm too engrossed in this week's cafeteria menu.
(Metallica's "Master of Puppets" playing)
(hesitantly) Yes? Your son's a superstar!
when the bulky sweatshirt come off,
Now then, about this outfit disagreement...
Sold to the transvestite in the red dress.
Am I drown?
seize off the coast of Colombia.
I'm not forgetting about you, I swear to God!
Boat insurance? Who insure a boat?
(panting) I just got mug!
This guy doesn't get the attention he deserve.
I got my confidence back. I quit.
♪ Feel us shift, every move we trace ♪
I don't understand what I'm suppose to do!
I know I invite you first, but you can't compete with that.
I-I'd get kick off the team!
Okay, I appreciate everyone's interest in the team,
when the human realize
You bet.
How's the sand going? I think I've been sand a window.
I taught at sailing camp.
because you and Hayley have always suck at everything.
I don't think so. He's losing his mother's love.
goes to the man stroking a cat menacingly in the front row.
I guess, statistically, there had to be one.
when you fall asleep with your blankie, Steve.
I love sailing. I practically grew up on boats.
It took me being underwater to finally see things clearly.
Yeah! Step aside, Peter Nordquis!
Exactly! What kind of guys get boob at this school?
Sometimes I just wish this thing would sink
It took me being underwater to finally see things clearly.
I-I'm kind of running late for school, and --
It's, uh, it's actually a pretty important part of the plan.
I-I'm kind of running late for school, and --
I have to go back to work soon!
Not so fast!
If you ever need any help with the boat --
I sure do. It means all three of you are going to prison.
I've always wanted to be a boat guy.
'Cause I'm craving something, something I've never had.
I'm too engrossed in this week's cafeteria menu.
with some cheap canned beer,
#Blessed'"
What? I took out a very aggressive policy on Jeff.
and I'm stuck home in a bowl. But things can change.
to avoid Turkish people.
That's because your legs are as weak as the Italian Air Force,
and let you compare me to the entire Italian armed forces.
Trouble is, most people know how stupid it is to own a boat.
You okay? (coughs)
That's so gross.
Great first game, men. That was as exciting
Man, these C.I.A. auctions are amazing.
You look like a broken Barbie doll
that sweet boat insurance.
and let you compare me to the entire Italian armed forces.
and then he's really successful on his own,
that's covering the big hole in the bottom disintegrates.