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American Dad! » Season 12 » Stan-Dan Deliver

00:21:10

Seth MacFarlane

52

Words to remember

Nouns

1) turd

a loser, a knob, a turd burglar.
2) emancipation

Lincoln's emancipation proclamation
3) burglar

You know what a turd burglar is?
4) putty

After that, they were putty in my hands.
5) vigil

They had a vigil. They asked me back.
6) noodle

You want a cup of noodle?
7) cartilage

All cartilage, baby.
8) hallway

That's why I brought you out in the hallway.
9) proclamation

Lincoln's emancipation proclamation
10) paralegal

I've got our paralegal, Rajeet,
11) recess

Recess! I'm going to recess!
12) creep

Sounds like we dodged a bullet with this creep.
13) salute

♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
14) injustice

♪ To social injustice ♪
15) rum

These aren't mine. I'm a rum man.
16) mole

Wrong. Mr. Deliver also has a mole somewhere on his body.
17) rag

Canoes, oil-soaked rag, Klaus.
18) loser

a loser, a knob, a turd burglar.

Verbs

1) spoil

And one bad apple spoil the barrel.
2) slaughter

where you slaughter my feelings?
3) threaten

They come in here. We threaten them.
4) rub

And, Sara, he was always rub your shoulders.
5) steal

It's somebody who steal turds.
6) hack

Planted the alcohol, hack the state records.
7) dig

Then I dug deeper, found your DUIs,
8) buzz

But a perfectly buzz principal's good for everybody.
9) survive

and is survive by his low-riding bicycle
10) quit

Then they quit on us.
11) stack

And I know the game's stack against you.
12) shoot

shot his stepdad in the dick.
13) slip

But let's see who did slip up.
14) lie

(rapping) ♪ In fair Verona, where we lay our scene ♪
15) dodge

Sounds like we dodge a bullet with this creep.
16) lift

You've never lift a finger to help a person in your life.
17) teach

I taught them how to count down from four.
18) treat

And that should be treat as an illness, not a crime.

Adverbs

1) downhill

When people are put in a home, they just go downhill so fast.
2) technically

Technically, I am not a full paralegal.
3) perfectly

But a perfectly buzzed principal's good for everybody.
4) somewhere

Wrong. Mr. Deliver also has a mole somewhere on his body.
5) definitely

but we're definitely licensed to import rare birds.
6) earlier

Wait, a-are you talking about that conversation earlier
7) perhaps

And perhaps an unnecessary furtherance --
8) finally

Finally.
9) almost

Stan's ready. I'm -- I'm almost ready.
10) outside

Nope. No. You and me. Outside now.
11) actually

Actually, babe, there was a little hiccup there.
12) kind

Your father kind of controls the money.
13) inside

as he works up the courage to come inside.
14) enough

And when I get old enough to live here,
15) fast

When people are put in a home, they just go downhill so fast.
16) together

♪ Let's work together ♪
17) ever

All you ever think about is yourself.
18) always

And, Sara, he was always rubbing your shoulders.

Adjectives

1) uphill

Even the classroom floor appears to be an uphill battle.
2) raging

and expect me not to get a raging cartilager?
3) murdered

Murdered little boys don't go to college.
4) ridiculous

This is ridiculous. He is coming with us.
5) upset

I don't know why everybody's so upset.
6) realistic

I wish, but I want to make this as realistic as possible.
7) drunk

We can't have a drunk teacher around here.
8) weird

This is -- This is weird.
9) personalized

401(k)s, Roth I.R.A.s, even personalized canoes.
10) sad

I got all the sad foods.
11) valuable

We're losing valuable time.
12) inner

Well, the profits go directly to putting inner-city kids
13) focused

I was so focused on getting you fired
14) planned

Yoyo, he paid your tab at planned parenthood.
15) famous

Yep, this was one of my famous tests.
16) rare

but we're definitely licensed to import rare birds.
17) criminal

You're a drunk with a criminal record.
18) smart

You're back in the smart class.

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17 March 2018

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