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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Now, I know what you're thinking. Why don't we just go to a whorehouse?
So these Popsicles are weird.
Every year on my birthday, I take a celebratory nibble off his severed leg.
Here we are, the epicenter of drunk girls-- the kitchen.
[ Male Announcer ] The bull walrus will ward off all challengers...
I'm just looking for the plunger. [ Chuckles ]
Did I? Or did I solve your marital strife as promised...
Booze and hormones are a-flowin'.
Do what I do. Pretend to put it on, then hide it in your poop cannon.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
It's still a lovely gesture.
he responds by reasserting his dominance.
Roger has taken Steve to a party for intercourse so he can usurp you.
Hey, champ. I, uh, wanted to talk to you.
[ All ] ♪ Buy me some peanut and Crackerjacks ♪
Here. I made you a sweater.
I'm gonna grab a snack from the kitchen, and then we'll get outta here.
I was plowing, Steve. [ Weak Voice ] Oh, my goodness.
they overpower their mom and eat her.
You kidnap us and forced us into slave labor.
He's just-- Well, he's intimidate by you.
squish between two fat ladies from Toronto.
I was plow, Steve. [ Weak Voice ] Oh, my goodness.
Sometimes, when someone is choking,
When he opens his mouth to scream, you toss the drugs.
When an older male is threaten,
Oh, my God! I just tore from my "V" to my "A"!
[ Sniffs ] It smell like pee.
You shut up and going to bed.
What do you mean? I throw parties here all the time...
The dominant male prove himself by mating, so the solution is simple.
I've pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.
That is not how we treat little boys in this house.
if you catch my drift.
Dad just push me off the couch and took my food.
He's replace me as head of the house.
Luckily, I know an easy way to make that happen.
Bing Cooper-- sexually active high school senior.
as I am not legally permitted to be within 100 feet of the instructor,
[ Laughs ] Okay. Well, then you definitely don't want Ace.
and into the wilderness to die alone.
Uh, perhaps we should relocate,
Sometimes, when someone is choking,
I was finally coming into my own.
I'm Ace Chapman, star forward for--
I know. Especially if I keep raising you like we're walruses.
My parents are super into me.
The mother actually takes care of her young after they hatch.
Because soon I'll be sitting where you are,
Then, once the babies are big enough,
Hey, where you goin'? I was gonna put the shoes to your mom again later.
I'm still gonna finish before you though. No, you're not.
Totally! And we'll just open it up and see how fast we can--
You can't break something before you put it together, Dumbo.
Like when the young upstart lion...
Every year on my birthday, I take a celebratory nibble off his severed leg.
The pilot has an unnatural interest in that little boy.
You were so obsessed with keeping him down...
Those fans are drunken slobs.
You know what we should do? We should call a cab, take it out to the slick track.
What? That's ridiculous! I'm no threat to him.
You're driving me insane. Could you just leave the room, please?
That must be what's making the ice cubes all fuzzy.
Here we are-- Suburban teenage house party.
The dominant male proves himself by mating, so the solution is simple.
Very impressive.
Oh, I'm so excited! I'm gonna go do it right now.
Here we are, the epicenter of drunk girls-- the kitchen.
So these Popsicles are weird.
That's odd, what you're doing.
Every day, you get weak and I get stronger,
[ Stammering ] That's not true. Quiet!