Name: Home Wrecker
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) cancan

I will sing the cancan song from Irma la Douce and bring you to tears!
2) greaser

Where'd you get the food, greaser dude?
3) paraplegic

You know, he's not a real paraplegic. Isn't that sad?
4) flam

♪ Flim, flam flippity flop de flop ♪
5) newlywed

You newlywed have been fighting an awful lot lately.
6) blip

♪ Blip, blah, blah, blee ♪
7) discord

Was that the sounds of marital discord I heard?
8) mucus

[ Woman On TV ] Once the mucus plug falls out,
9) bap

♪ Bip, bop, bap, boo, boo bahbee ♪
10) remodel

If your marriage survives the remodel, we'll pay for the whole thing.
11) cappuccino

Our cappuccino maker is now built right into the fridge.
12) revue

and they're the best all-male nude revue in the greater Lanceton area.
13) mural

Stan, what do you think of my mural?
14) hamster

Principal Lewis, I think our homeroom hamster is sick.
15) disguise

I'm in disguise. I'm into these Hong Kong mothers for 22 large...
16) poop

That's what Steve calls his butt when he's making poop!
17) sweetheart

Thank you, sweetheart.
18) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪

1) blee

♪ Blip, blah, blah, blee ♪
2) melt

The Kit Kat melt in the heat wave of '06,
3) owe

Hey, you're Brian Lewis. You owe us 22 large.
4) bump

when I bump into Mario Lopez at a Friday's.
5) survive

If your marriage survive the remodel, we'll pay for the whole thing.
6) quit

Stan, quit boring the newspaper.
7) throw

It's called, "I threw my humming wife out the window.
8) suck

Your side of the house suck. Why? Because my chairs don't have hooves?
9) replace

so I replace it with a strawberry Twizzler.
10) lose

Yeah, but they lost Chocolate Don.
11) spend

and Principal Lewis spend it all on lap dances and James Ingram CDs.
12) dress

Uh, why are you dress like an Asian man?
13) guess

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
14) perform

But the only 14-year-olds allowed in there are perform on stage.
15) fight

You newlyweds have been fight an awful lot lately.
16) signal

When Barry signal the deck is hot, you boys sit down and bet strong.
17) equal

P.S. One plus one equal the two of us.
18) separate

I can't believe you guys are separate.

1) lovingly

Uh, we were just agreeing, lovingly, on how easy all these decisions are.
2) definitely

Three jacks, a king, two eights and a four. Definitely a four.
3) immediately

Start making dinner immediately!
4) enough

Our marriage isn't strong enough to survive a remodel.
5) though

Plus one more would be nice though.
6) fast

Think fast! [ Laughs ]
7) else

How else are we going to prove to Greg and Terry how strong our marriage is?
8) ever

You boys ever played a little game called blackjack?
9) always

I've always wanted a bay window.
10) never

[ Laughs ] It never gets old.
11) again

Dealer bust. You win again.
12) second

Second of all, our marriage can survive anything.
13) too

I've got a foot too, Stan, and I'm also putting it down--
14) course

Yes. Of course, dear.
15) even

The Langley Falls Dynamite can't even do that,
16) long

Seems a little juvenile, but as long as we're getting new cabinets.
17) right

Our cappuccino maker is now built right into the fridge.
18) where

Stop! Where's Roger? ♪ ♪ [ Ends ]

1) dour

You're a dour man, Uzi Knesset, but I love you.
2) imperfect

So did I. Imperfect, like us.
3) uncut

He's gonna bring me his big, uncut salami.
4) awful

You newlyweds have been fighting an awful lot lately.
5) dumb

Well, dumb bitches like dumb things! Stan!
6) excessive

Ah, maybe that was excessive.
7) mediterranean

Dedicated drawer to bring olives up to Mediterranean room temperature.
8) frozen

Hey, honey, I found the frozen waffles.
9) israeli

Hello, hello. An Israeli? All right.
10) pleasant

It shows her pleasant disposition.
11) careful

I had to be careful, because a load-bearing candy cane was holding up one wall,
12) sad

So he's back, but he's sad.
13) stupid

Hey, your stupid finger crossed the line! Stay off my side!
14) okay

I'm okay. I-- I'm oka--
15) quiet

Okay, just keep quiet. We'll be safe here.
16) dear

"Dear Math Bitch, These kids ain't showing up.
17) jewish

Snot, you're Jewish. You'll be in charge of the money.
18) raw

Yeah, it's raw. The stove doesn't work.

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