Name: Am I Gay?
Released: 2017-10-18

1) sociopath

Exciting news for rich sociopath with a loose concept of consent.
2) milady

-After you, milady. -Thank you, good sir.
3) kisser

[screams] are the world's worst kisser!
4) tilapia

See, I thought tilapia was a kind of pasta.
5) boner

-The Rock gave you a boner. -No! What? No!
6) groupie

More groupie for Dukie. Yum, yum, yum!
7) candor

-and I thank you for your candor. -You're welcome.
8) humanoid

Two robots and two humanoid are here to compete
9) tryout

Lacrosse tryout are tomorrow.
10) bummer

It's a bummer 'cause he was your brother.
11) pygmy

We shall reach up that little pygmy's ass and pull out his heart!
12) streetcar

There's a reason they named that streetcar Desire.
13) pec

[announcer] The pec...

1) induct

I'm sorry, I was induct my dear friend Joe Walsh
2) floss

and those sticks you could floss with.
3) chew

it felt like I was chew on two lukewarm hot dogs.
4) crust

I can't see. My eyes are crust shut.
5) pity

And I pity the poor girl who makes the mistake of kissing you next.
6) melt

-...they melt into one big fruit snack. -Uh-huh?
7) lick

and lick it off. Yum, yum, yum.
8) weigh

onto a kitchen counter like you weigh nothing.
9) swallow

and swallow every bite.
10) declare

Yes, I'm declaring that I'm a proud gay man.
11) shake

What if he's shaking in his little gay boots,
12) dump

No. Guys, nobody dump anyone. We're still going out. We're just friends.
13) mess

Jay, please. How did everything get so mess up?

1) weirdly

That. That, too. You're weirdly formal,
2) undeniably

♪ He's absolutely, undeniably gay ♪
3) famously

But weren't you famously anti-gay?
4) profoundly

Oh, death is so profoundly sad.
5) positively

Ugh! That was positively painful, my pretty little pupusa.
6) honestly

Honestly, I didn't like it.
7) kinda

It just seems kinda hard to be gay.
8) officially

So what's up? You officially gay?
9) loud

But now that I'm saying it out loud I don't know.
10) anymore

and Don Henley doesn't call you on your birthday anymore, man.
11) ultimately

We're in a fight but ultimately we're still friends, right?
12) everywhere

♪ You've got style and flair You're loved everywhere ♪
13) definitely

Yeah, looking back, there was definitely fecal matter on some of the basketballs.

1) scaly

The gross poking and prodding from your scaly alligator tongue.
2) lumpy

-What do you mean? -Your lumpy friend Andrew
3) shee

-just the shee fucking degradation-- -Wait, wait, wait. Hush.
4) lukewarm

it felt like I was chewing on two lukewarm hot dogs.
5) destitute

so he becomes destitute and flings himself in front of a trolley car.
6) dishonest

I can't be dishonest with you, Black Santa.
7) fecal

Yeah, looking back, there was definitely fecal matter on some of the basketballs.
8) nonstop

♪ When you're gay Every day is a nonstop cabaret ♪
9) flaming

-♪ So gay ♪ -♪ It's a flaming hot pink-letter day ♪
10) awkward

-Nick, how was your big date last night? -It started out a little awkward,
11) jealous

You're always making each other jealous, getting in your stupid little fights.
12) vegan

Ghost cock is like vegan bacon-- it just isn't as good as the real thing.
13) queer

♪ I'm here, I'm queer, get used to me ♪

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