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While the boys head to Jay's for a testosterone-fueled sleepover, Jessi throws a party of her own and gets caught up in mean-girl drama.
Missy, here are your snacks-- edamame and carrots.
It's a cross between parkour and peeping tomfoolery.
Are you fucking joking, Devin? You're the ringleader of all of this!
because they are out there swingin' dicks and bonin' chicks.
There's a nightgown I've been saving for a very special occasion.
I know it is lasto minuto-- [groans]
Gentlemen, tonight is gonna be the ultimate sleepover--
Lucky me! Free shard of glass.
Little women? Are you calling me a midge? 'Cause you're a nobody.
♪ Heating up my lentil ♪
But, you know, it's a bummer we went through all of that
welcome to the octagon of death.
[Kate] Wait a minute, Castle, if Arroyo's a trained lifeguard--
-You boys havin' fun? -No. Your sons are insane.
because they are out there swingin' dicks and bonin' chicks.
You motherfucker!
-You assholes unplug our game! -Gay.
It's pronounce gelate-ria.
Those guys are manimals. They stab their aunt in the fucking leg.
-It transcend sexuality. -Gay.
I fuckin' love this guy.
I'm bleed, you asshole!
you get to watch the porno while you jerk off, so everybody wins.
and you ruin a whole night sleepover!
I'm bleeding, you asshole!
"Prettiest" seemed kinda wedge in there.
And Jessi, just like logistically, Devin is my best friend.
-and we gotta get outta here. -Oh, a gela-teria.
In this corner, weighing in at practically nothing,
[Nick] Andrew, nicely done.
Honestly, Jessi, there's a special place in hell
"Prettiest" seemed kinda wedged in there.
[Val] Come out, come out, wherever you are!
If you get too close to her I will literally end you.
Now that I see you all made up you're like, naturally very pretty.
AKA "Ookie-Cookie," AKA "Cum on a Cracker."
Normally I would just have Lola spread a rumor about herself.
You two, don't go anywhere.
-you can totally sleep over. -[Val] Come out, wherever you are!
Oh, man. They're at some bitchin' high school party tonight.
Okay, they're good. Well, eat my swampy ass, bitch!
Missy, do you want some unsweetened cranberry juice?
[Andrew's Mom] Okay, you have your salicylic acid,
[Missy] Nope, I'm hunky-dory, or should I say horsey-donkey?
[Missy] Nope, I'm hunky-dory, or should I say horsey-donkey?
This has been a terrible night, filled with many dark and regrettable things.
Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
This is going to be my harrowing middle-school story
-We've been through so much! -Show us the goddamn porno!
He's grumpy, 'cause he has a rare medical condition
You mean the most famous autoimmune disease in existence?
We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works