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00:21:55
Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone
1004
‐ Hey, the replicant missed the bus. Can you take them to school?
Every single little tiny smidgen of adjustments will matter.
I think it ate, like, an old crabapple or something.
‐ Hm, I, I like that catchphrase. [Pupa grunting]
PUPA: Ooh! [groaning]
KORVO: Oh, my. Funbucket appears to have a healthy disdain for humans.
Primarily used for repairing organic emitter
You should hit the side like ketchup. ‐ You can't just kill me.
Can nickel alloy catch a Frisbee in the air?
Wait, the quantum injector. ‐ Is Friends real?
but then, we give it all as a tip to a waitress
Yeah, you like those little stump? You gonna lick 'em?
that's on the brink of mass extinction plagued by a species
‐ Are you filthy fucking aliens fighting in the hallway?
‐ Every time I think I know the slang you kids use, you switch it up.
‐ Continued experimentation could reveal why everyone is mean to us.
so we may join you. ‐ You know these dipshits, fam?
TERRY: Ooh, they have Channing Tatum's vodka.
‐ According to the Urban Dictionary, we've been "squinch."
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulate planet.
‐ My scans didn't indicate it was a human‐infest crap hole
‐ This is so embarrassing. ‐ Why are you dissect your classmate?
get like, super duper crazy trouble for this?
You act like regular kids, or you will be expel.
Korvo was pissed. ‐ We never should have kidnap a kid.
inhabit with sentient life than you expected,
that's on the brink of mass extinction plague by a species
We want you to be dolled up and spruce up
and just be done with the whole stupid thing, I swear to God.
From now on, we only shrink adults. No one cares when some jerk goes missing.
‐ You are just jealous. Our revise Funbucket is vastly superior.
I guess we're never gonna get bust on anything.
You know, simple math equations, or who stole the principal's, uh, new pen.
‐ Seriously, it smell really bad in there.
Are we not in trouble? ‐ We may be trap on this world
Now let's get out of here before we get arrest for all this shit.
They purposely skipped our house. ‐ I'm sure it was an accident.
‐ You are just jealous. Our revised Funbucket is vastly superior.
I am extremely perceptive.
He will no longer feel frustrated and alone.
Perhaps we could all stop at some fun roadside attractions along the way.
You know, sometimes it feels like I'm the only Shlorpion
get like, super duper crazy trouble for this?
‐ We're actually not even from this quadrant.
‐ We'll get them soon enough, Ms. Frankie.
‐ We'll get them soon enough, Ms. Frankie.
‐ Later, dickholes.
since they made us shower together at the academy.
It's usually in the cupboard with the ice cream maker we never use.
‐ I'm not gonna ever like it here. Stop trying to cheer me up.
‐ Just let me past, will you? Stop it.
‐ Ha ha ha, oh, Funbucket 2, you sure are an amazing dancer.
breathing in the disgusting poison air, at least we have each other.
‐ We didn't do anything. Why are you always mad at us? I‐‐
‐ Terry, I believe he's gonna be overjoyed
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
inhabited with sentient life than you expected,
without a single redeeming value, Terry.
‐ Oh, Rungo's legit. He has orange hair and his house is a boot.
♪ ominous music playing ♪
‐ This is ceremonial garb.
Until the asteroid hit.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
I mean, what, are they storing giant tanks of flammable liquid?
breathing in the disgusting poison air, at least we have each other.
♪ swelling orchestral music plays ♪
‐ What does that mean? Busted? Busted on what?
‐ Uh, this thing is a freak. You're seriously embarrassing yourselves.
Unseen forces pulling us together. ‐ Whoa, whoa, hey, stop that.
How pathetic is that? [Avery laughs]
in a much more deeper and sensual way than we ever could.
‐ Why do you care? ‐ I was unaware