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00:24:01
Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone
88
You had to bury the cuck robot in the backyard.
One hundred adults and their replicant were issued a Pupa
‐ That's what pasteurization is, my man.
so I made a little card with important Pupa information on it.
‐ Look at us, we're baller. ‐ We are baller, ho ho.
TERRY: Note to self, the pretzel bite is the most underrated appetizer.
‐ Place your Pupa in a one‐centimeter‐deep pool of pigment
I'm the nicest motherfucker you've ever met.
He's got a quiver. His real name is Clint.
‐ Quit jerking around. You two have chore to do.
that allow the wearer to travel back in time
Whoo, my superpower is aim. Aim at you, aim at you.
What if it turning orange is the first step to total annihilation?
‐ Yeah, yeah, slime, keep going.
Want to continue our awesome makeover montage?
Have you ever watched her walk? It's all clop, clop, clop, gasp, gasp.
♪ dramatic musical flourish ♪
I wanna try Measles Inoculation Pineapple.
‐ Yes, his body will be vaporize by the asteroid.
It's been getting super gross in there ever since they invent religion.
‐ [quietly] I thought you said everyone got explode.
‐ Once this thing evolve into its ultimate form,
‐ Oh, soil, the womb in which we grow. Your secrets never cease to delight me.
‐ Hey, mission accomplish. Now let's get back.
‐ Jesse's finally getting the brother she deserve.
‐ Hey, Jesse. You smell great today.
‐ Work colleagues, I just met my assign Pupa specialist,
This is mess up. I'm super nice.
‐ That's impossible. Nobody trap Korvo in a dream.
‐ Ooh, this guy's lost it. Everybody gather around.
slightly alter the time stream.
‐ Hey, you trick me! ‐ Okay, let's go back to the basics.
and execute for using a Retouch‐Your‐Stuff‐Alizer
and suspect you were incapable of handling this
‐ The Pupa is not suppose to be orange. It's Pantone 101‐C.
‐ Whose dream are we in, huh? Wake up, wake up.
‐ We must have inadvertently changed something in the past,
‐ No, it's always hot. Luckily, I'm a genius
‐ Don't everybody look at me. ‐ You obviously gave it to him.
One of the results being that Vanbo apparently joined us on our mission
He's gone forever. ALL: What?
Pretty tight, right?
Truly the mark of an advanced society. Except for the panic zones.
‐ I'm Funyulack. I'm exactly like you,
You can be kind of a jerk sometimes but you're my brother and I love you.
‐ Finally, some answers about the Pupa. All right, [clears throat]
Sucks that I can't take you instead of his boring, flat ass.
You can't complain about almost being traded to a witch.
This is messed up. I'm super nice.
You know, I actually learned something from you, too.
Uh, kind of just looks like a stick with a spork.
‐ It is sort of contrived. ‐ Right?
We escaped Shlorp together, remember?
‐ Well, we usually just hang out at her favorite place.
Help me organize all my vests and fingerless gloves.
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
TERRY: Note to self, the pretzel bite is the most underrated appetizer.
Oh, how I've missed this wonderful strict totalitarian place.
a single unintended butterfly effect. So we really slam dunked it.
Would you like a stale cookie from a rusty tin?
KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.
♪ serene music playing ♪
disgusting cold slime even if it tastes like dust.
I want unconditional like.
and suspected you were incapable of handling this
Failure to comply could result in catastrophic outcomes
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already over‐populated planet.
Wa‐wa‐wa‐was it at that Armenian deli?
‐ Jesse, ugh, you left the Pretend‐O‐Deck open again.
how the hell Vanbo keeps surviving planetary destruction.
and terraform a rogue moon or something.
‐ Everyone is so relaxed even though they're about to explode.