Name: Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
Released: 2017-11-11
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) twinky

Marge, do we have any more of your extra-long Twinkies?
2) transubstantiation

(SIGHS) It always comes down to transubstantiation
3) cannoli

Now what do you have in the way of a suggestive cannoli?
4) stakeout

So how about a little stakeout music?
5) whisker

Kitten whisker!
6) congratulation

Congratulations. You're now a bounty hunter.
7) taser

This Taser is awesome! Finally, a practical use for electricity.
8) pepperoni

This way the pepperoni stay intact until they reach your stomach.
9) cupcake

They took my cupcake!
10) loo

(SINGING) Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
11) ral

(SINGING) Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
12) resentment

You hang onto resentment like a Confederate widow!
13) bachelorette

(CHUCKLES) We're going to a bachelorette party for a really naughty girl.

1) renounce

(IN IRISH ACCENT) We renounce the ways of the gun and the bomb.
2) forgive

I forgave you for accidentally killing my wife.
3) bake

Marge, I own a small bake. Will you bake for me?
4) accent

(BOTH SPEAKING IRISH-ACCENTED GIBBERISH)
5) dare

How dare you? What'd you do that for?
6) dump

I can't believe Flanders dump me.
7) hammer

Point them away from your sisters when you hammer them.
8) arrest

and he says you're fired for getting arrest.
9) destroy

Your drunken shenanigans destroy this town every year.
10) harm

there's been erotic baking. It fills a need and harm no one.
11) chase

You haven't become as bad as the people we chase!
12) hang

You hang onto resentment like a Confederate widow!
13) suppose

Homer, no. You promised. Everything was suppose to be by the book.

1) excitedly

(BOTH MURMURING EXCITEDLY)
2) nervously

(NERVOUSLY) Well, Marge, I'll tell you,
3) freshly

Freshly frosted ass cake.
4) downhill

You know, if you'd take your foot off the accelerator going downhill,
5) accidentally

I forgave you for accidentally killing my wife.
6) quietly

Now are you gonna come quietly, or do I have to...
7) sooner

He'll be here sooner or later.
8) elsewhere

Enjoy your shopping elsewhere.
9) exactly

It's his penis! That's exactly what I was thinking!
10) clearly

Now I can clearly see potential customers walk right past my store.
11) finally

This Taser is awesome! Finally, a practical use for electricity.
12) pretty

I guess things are working out pretty good at your bakery job.
13) maybe

Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just...

1) sleazy

Well, time to go back to my world of sleazy bars,
2) greasy

tattoo parlors, and greasy spoons.
3) suggestive

Now what do you have in the way of a suggestive cannoli?
4) frosted

Freshly frosted ass cake.
5) reckless

There's one thing he didn't count on: My reckless indifference to human life!
6) marvelous

Light, moist, and such a marvelous shape retention.
7) heroic

(BAND PLAYING HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
8) confederate

You hang onto resentment like a Confederate widow!
9) drunken

Your drunken shenanigans destroy this town every year.
10) moist

Light, moist, and such a marvelous shape retention.
11) amazed

You'd be amazed how often that happens.
12) refreshing

"Bail jumpers welcome." That's refreshing,
13) kindly

(SINGING) Kindly deeds done for free Kindly deeds...

The Simpsons » Season 20 » Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes