Name: How the Test Was Won
Released: 2017-11-11
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) numbskull

- Told you. - Will there be other numbskull there?
2) nitwit

And the wee nitwit! It's so good to see you all!
3) poorhouse

You mean "back to the poorhouse."
4) overconfidence

Pride is to downfall as overconfidence is to...
5) wordplay

I'll deal with your insubordinate wordplay later.
6) copter

Wait a minute. This ain't no genius copter. This is Con Air!
7) slop

but I hear he's been feeding slop to another woman's pig.
8) snot

I wrote "Slurp my snot" in the ovals on the answer sheet. True story.
9) barnyard

are now barnyard-based.
10) slingshot

Bart, do you have your slingshot?
11) outcast

Hooray! I'm a brainy outcast again!
12) downfall

Pride is to downfall as overconfidence is to...

1) mesmerize

Sorry. I was mesmerize by the little boy's dance.
2) penalize

(WHISPERING) This test penalize guessing.
3) cleave

I've been cleave!
4) betray

I can't believe it. Superintendent Chalmers betray me
5) overturn

I'm overturn this school's ban on dancing!
6) stink

- in the Vice President's Assessment Test. - He stink!
7) reckon

"But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest,
8) ruin

or accidents on my property, or I'm ruin!
9) insist

Your dad insist I use an inferior primer.
10) peel

You painted our garage, and it was peel by October.
11) warn

I warn you.
12) insure

This was due two weeks ago. I'm not insure!
13) divide

- 912 divide by six. - You can't teach this way!

1) angrily

(SIGHS ANGRILY)
2) cheerfully

(HOMER HUMMING CHEERFULLY)
3) financially

(GASPS) For the first time in my life, I'm financially responsible for my own actions!
4) aboard

All aboard?
5) equally

What? They're all equally valid.
6) absolutely

Absolutely. Insurance is the greatest deal ever.
7) anyway

Shut up. They would've died anyway.
8) totally

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! We're totally liable!
9) ahead

"But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest,
10) immediately

And finally, effective immediately,
11) finally

And finally, effective immediately,
12) maybe

LISA: Maybe I should just move on to question two.
13) quite

Yes, quite so. As you can see, I'm holding a big number two in my hands.

1) insubordinate

I'll deal with your insubordinate wordplay later.
2) gregarious

BOYS: (SINGING) Shy is to gregarious
3) footloose

Everybody, cut footloose
4) brainy

Hooray! I'm a brainy outcast again!
5) tipsy

Okay. I just have to keep these tipsy witches safe for 10 more seconds!
6) muffled

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
7) snuggle

Baby, I hope you got snuggle insurance because I'm about to file a claim!
8) affectionate

Well, I guess I could use an affectionate homage.
9) stray

And I've got two minutes to take care of these stray marks.
10) uninsured

- Uninsured! Uninsured! - MAN: Idiot!
11) angular

I'm using the principle of conservation of angular momentum
12) inferior

Your dad insisted I use an inferior primer.
13) stellar

Wonderful job, son. Just stellar.

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