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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
57
Is that my negligee?
Personal pepperoni and small crazy bread.
(laughs) Someone's got spunk!
Oh. Your bungee cord belt.
You invited pervert from Craigslist into my house?
Just put on the emergency poncho and come sit up front with me.
Some lunatic kidnapped me and dumped me here.
I got a double half-caff cappuccino,
Born on a sleigh ride outside St. Petersburg.
Remember when he put a protein bar against his crotch
I put her on a barge, and now I'm her.
but there has to be a persona in here that could beat her.
And then play in the sprinkler
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
who's got you wearing a mop on your head.
grab some protein, then hit the sack early
till Mama called us for supper.
extra whip for...
Oh, overcook it.
Some lunatic kidnap me and dumped me here.
Oh, I just adore the service here.
Son of a bitch. He barge me.
I just admire you so much,
You crawl before you walk.
I pretend skied in Switzerland.
When you peel away the layers, there's nothing left --
She's stolen your life. She's running your gala.
Some lunatic kidnapped me and dump me here.
We hit it hard today, so let's say we relax,
It's the only place a nobody belong.
You're suppose to be finding yourself!
You invite perverts from Craigslist into my house?
Oh, CrossFit kick so much ass!
♪ I like to move it, move it ♪ It burn!
publish 20 years before Huck Finn?
I'm sure you recognize some of my best work.
Drive. Take me nowhere.
That Dumpster's got to be around here somewhere.
because we're so obviously the same size.
What?! I'm extremely mad!
She's exactly who I should be around,
Sometimes, I don't have a lot of confidence.
I can finally have that birthday party
Closer to Tampa, actually.
You kind of do.
They cover up the fact that I'm empty inside!
Bye-bye! See you soon!
might actually be from later.
I know I went too far, but being Meredith,
Pull it together.
you didn't let me have two years ago.
The most fabulous person I've ever birthed.
Trust me, my boy Tony always comes through.
And blah, blah, blah. You'll never leave him.
It's foolish to be talking at all
end up so sore they can't move.
Look at your neat belt!
Gah! This is awful!
She's the most interesting and fabulous woman
Now, isn't that a curious way to look at someone.
Down here. I'm stuck, too.
and real violent and real sensitive.
You're a real odd duck, Francine.
In -- in space, time is very fluid.
Meredith, are you okay?
Oh, promise me you're not mad!
There is a par-tay going on!
Okay, usual deets.
and real violent and real sensitive.
The entire family is unable to move?
ROGER (as Meredith): Who's at the door, dear?
Or the number-one family dental practice