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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
50
It's not crazy baloney because crazy baloney is real.
the man who says, "Now, that's a spicy meatball!"
Without the shackle of religion,
Big whoop. I never heard that word in my life.
And the crescendo of emotions, and then, satisfied,
I know it's kind of a shocker, but this actually is the ark.
Lunatics like your father can be a big nuisance,
Steve, you're destroying all the groundwork
And the disciple found his tomb empty
The whole experience was a sham!
and you see some nerd wrote all the answers in it for you.
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
Lunatics like your father can be a big nuisance,
That's it, hash Browns for believer only.
He's supposed to take me to an autograph session
the Princess and the pea, "Steamboat Willie,"
I defy you to find even a single flaw with this.
we have a wonderful assortment of Pepperidge Farm cookies
You've been depress,
It's about time someone instill
And thou shalt not do it,
You scare Suck Boy Tony!
Go to your pen, you stripe horse!
And would you look at those vault ceilings!
It weed out all the fake Noahs.
the story of the rabbit who stole the children's cereal,
and each time we do, it attract people
I did, so he reveal to me through his instrument,
We survive the flood!
Ugh, why are you drag us to church with you?
Were we suppose to bring our own cushions, or --
Religion solve all the big problems for me.
But still, I was lie to!
How were each of them fed and tend to by just eight people?
Well, why wouldn't I be smiling?
No one likes to be ignore.
How could Cain possibly have had a wife
Absolutely hilarious.
but I'm almost certain it'll be too cheesy for me.
Is anyone actually buying this?
Smart, lady -- get rid of the one kid who can kind of
(gasps) Dad, come inside.
See? Simple enough. -Hmm.
First, though, in order to get you ready
and now you're just swinging too far in the other direction.
We'll read the Bible together.
everything else just falls into place.
Because it's the greatest book ever written.
Once again, you're one step ahead.
It's always the chest pocket that's the dealbreaker.
You're never too old to have fun.
I can have my faith again!
Aren't you too old for this?
Of course, I am, and better than ever.
and you take a bunch of antipsychotic medication.
an apocalyptic flood?
You know, a lot of people see it as a set of instructive fables.
Everything is meaningless.
♪ Get those children out of the muddy-muddy ♪
He's obsessed with that thing.
Look! It's a gigantic ship in Korea.
on a bunch of imaginary fairy tales?
Stan, maybe you don't need to be so literal with the Bible.
Stan's still insane!
Smart, lady -- get rid of the one kid who can kind of
It weeded out all the fake Noahs.
Start the damn boat!
I mean, sure, the animatronics were incredible.
Am I the only one here who thinks this is totally weird?!
It's Wiggity-wiggity-wiggity sad.
-Well, that's stupid. -Thanks, Son.
And the crescendo of emotions, and then, satisfied,