Name: Roy Rogers McFreely
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) strumpet

[ Man ] What's happening? We're being rallied by a young strumpet!
2) grenadine

and I put grenadine on the list.
3) beret

And the pink beret? What of them?
4) hydrant

Sorry, brother. It was parked in front of the fire hydrant, yeah?
5) morgue

They send one of ours to the hospital, we send one of theirs to the morgue!
6) hag

No! I hate those! Get off me, you fat hag!
7) ambrosia

Again, sorry I ate all the ambrosia salad. I did not realize it was for everyone.
8) headband

Does my headband look like the kind of thing a person who fills out forms would wear?
9) bosom

bosom of our upper-middle-class... bosom--
10) petal

Every petal shall be avenged. We're gonna fight back with everything we've got!
11) speakerphone

- Who's on the speakerphone? - That's Phil.
12) toothpaste

This new toothpaste tastes exactly like I thought it would!
13) fireman

You know how hard it is to get a real fireman's helmet? I should know.
14) moron

[ Roger ] Hello, moron. It's McFreely!
15) sweetie

Maybe I could be chair-- No! Oh, wait. Sweetie, I'm sorry.
16) vandalism

- [ Gasps ] Vandalism? - Constructive vandalism.
17) mace

In your face with a can of mace! Make you cry all over the place!
18) anus

The system's gonna pull that boot right out of my ass and sew my anus up nice and tight.

1) disband

Chairman McFreely may have disband the neighborhood watch.
2) ingest

that clearly states that if you ingest an entire bottle, you will blow out your sphincter.
3) avenge

Every petal shall be avenge. We're gonna fight back with everything we've got!
4) reinstate

be reinstate to their original glory.
5) fart

Sorry I took so long. I fart pulling into the driveway,
6) bleach

Might even get it bleach. Birthday's comin' up.
7) apologize

I apologize for the lack of drama in this exit.
8) squeeze

Tell me if I'm squeezing your ribs too hard with my thighs.
9) pretend

I'll wear them on my feet when I pretend to be a lady surgeon.
10) propose

I also propose that a warning label be placed on all horseradish...
11) trap

Good news. I have trap the Mexicans in the house.
12) amend

And so I move that all bylaws which have been recklessly amend by Chairman McFreely...
13) wake

You woke me up in the middle of a dream! I was in the "Sledgehammer" video,
14) throw

You tell me when I throw it in your face.
15) promise

If I give you a say, you promise you'll resign?
16) taste

This new toothpaste taste exactly like I thought it would!
17) push

It was push through by the new chairman of the homeowner's association.
18) lose

We already lost old guy! We're not losing speakerphone!

1) recklessly

And so I move that all bylaws which have been recklessly amended by Chairman McFreely...
2) secretly

Turning to these motions, which we secretly agreed to approve last night at Linda's house.
3) unanimously

- [ Gasps ] - And I vote no. Motion denied unanimously.
4) besides

She's right. And besides, I have nothing left to live for!
5) obviously

Not compared to the rest of the world obviously. But here in the--
6) absolutely

Absolutely not. I'm zombie dancing with my son.
7) properly

Forms! If we fill them out properly and submit them in a timely fashion,
8) previously

Moving along. Father Donovan, you want to paint your house a previously unapproved color.
9) exactly

This new toothpaste tastes exactly like I thought it would!
10) immediately

Summon the gardeners immediately. Time to get some payback.
11) finally

You and I are finally on the same side.
12) recently

Also, if anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size-three sphincter,
13) super

Me neither. I was super surprised.
14) outside

Hey. He's agoraphobic, so he can't go outside.
15) along

Moving along. Father Donovan, you want to paint your house a previously unapproved color.
16) enough

But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?
17) later

See you later, boys.
18) currently

please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list for a donor.

1) agoraphobic

Hey. He's agoraphobic, so he can't go outside.
2) nonnative

Oh, God! Nonnative ornamental grasses! Steve, don't look!
3) unapproved

Moving along. Father Donovan, you want to paint your house a previously unapproved color.
4) unscheduled

And this is how we're gonna do it-- with some unscheduled maintenance.
5) bosom

I think they forgot about the bosom thing! They did.
6) ornamental

Oh, God! Nonnative ornamental grasses! Steve, don't look!
7) obscene

Well, there's no way we're gonna enforce his obscene regulations.
8) ashamed

I'm a little ashamed of you right now.
9) intact

Also, if anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size-three sphincter,
10) satisfying

Nothing more satisfying than witnessing the uniformity of a neighborhood in sync.
11) beloved

That's how your beloved system really works. What are you talking about?
12) gorgeous

There's a butterfly one that's just gorgeous.
13) innocent

Sure, it looks like an innocent game of dolly catch.
14) dramatic

We have a child. Can't I be dramatic for five seconds?
15) excited

Principal Lewis! Are you excited or terrified?
16) surprised

Me neither. I was super surprised.
17) sad

It's been in my pants for three weeks serving as my meaty parts. Sad to see it go really.
18) emotional

Stay at this emotional level until then! I know I will!

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