Name: Every Which Way But Lose
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) overreaction

Don't you think that's a bit of an overreaction?
2) gerbil

I put fruit and sugar in my pie instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat.
3) bough

I whittled it myself out of a solid bough of oak.
4) douche

Face it, he's a douche. And I would know.
5) fella

All right, fella, huddle up.
6) armpit

Oh, God. With all the fluid coming out of my armpit,
7) fumble

But check it out. Fumble? Loser!
8) vomit

If I have one more piece of vomit pie, I'm going to pumpkin.
9) groin

I like the way you're putting the kid through his groin drills.
10) embarrassment

Shame, soul-shattering emptiness, embarrassment.
11) suitcase

See that tiny suitcase by the bed? That's mine.
12) bathtub

Oh, Steve, we're going to fill the bathtub in my dollhouse...
13) palate

Why am I the one that's gotta pay to fix his cleft palate?"
14) scatter

sobbing like a poor African woman who just lost all of her kids to a scatter bomb.
15) splinter

[ Groans ] Splinter!
16) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
17) crust

But I'll think of another one "crust" in time.
18) meth

I'm-- I'm cooking meth! Oh, really?

1) outcoach

Stan, I outcoach you.
2) bawl

Ho! When we get through with him, he'll be bawl like a baby,
3) overwhelm

overwhelm by a pain that only a mother who outlives her child can feel.
4) sob

But instead, she just sob,
5) stab

stab me bad in the parking lot, ruined my concentration for the whole tourney.
6) abandon

abandon because someone killed its mother.
7) slice

Cubs make good eating. Sliced thin on a Ritz. Mmm.
8) leak

Oh, I'm leak. Terrific. I'm leak something.
9) scout

I've been scout you your entire life.
10) drag

You'd prefer he'd be drag through the streets-- mob justice.
11) involve

They picked that name. I was not involve. Doesn't matter.
12) wash

She hasn't wash her feet in months, wears nothing but sweat pants.
13) shoot

He's also not popular. And he gets shot down by every girl that he asks out.
14) kick

Dad kick me off the football team. All he cares about is winning.
15) ignore

He always ignore me 'cause I never win anything.
16) bet

Dad loves sports. I bet he'd love to watch me play.
17) rob

You're looking at the man who got rob of a producer credit on The Longest Yard...
18) pull

that kid who pull scissors on me at the rock-paper-scissors tournament last year,

1) factually

And I mean this factually, not judgmentally. You're a loser.
2) secretly

I've been secretly competing with both of you for years.
3) sexually

Let's just say, not very open sexually.
4) briefly

and was briefly married to Bill Belichick's niece.
5) somehow

She thought that death would somehow feel like a relief.
6) damn

You're damn right I won't sue if you're paralyzed.
7) personally

I thought I'd pick up my prize personally this year.
8) certainly

And "fine" certainly won't beat Miss Carlotta Monterey's pie.
9) exactly

[ Man On TV ] That's exactly the guy you want with the ball.
10) finally

This is gonna be great, Roger. I'm finally gonna see my dad cry.
11) instead

No! Instead, go with those feelings.
12) forward

Oh, were those good times. Boy, did we look forward to those.
13) actually

But it's actually going to help you.
14) enough

Mom, please, enough.
15) else

And you're gonna let him get away with it? What else is there to do?
16) ago

I packed it months ago, but I can't bring myself to walk out that door.
17) sure

Smith. Stan Smith. And you sure can!
18) always

He always ignores me 'cause I never win anything.

1) 7th

So I says, "Hell, half the petty officers in the 7th fleet could have fathered that kid.
2) muriatic

Then where's your muriatic acid, hmm? You're making pies!
3) soggy

I put fruit and sugar in my pie instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat.
4) undefeated

We're undefeated this year. Your team had one successful snap.
5) petty

So I says, "Hell, half the petty officers in the 7th fleet could have fathered that kid.
6) harsh

One more. Taste it, and be harsh.
7) rival

Rival? You've given yourself a generous compliment, madam.
8) legitimate

That's a legitimate view. It's not my own, but I respect it.
9) periodic

No, platinum is 78th, the same as its place in the periodic table.
10) surprised

That's why I was surprised.
11) brilliant

What the-- Steve, that's brilliant!
12) protective

Steve, there's something I'd like to give you. It's my old protective cup.
13) careful

Be careful, Steve. There's a man throwing things.
14) sad

Think about something that makes you really sad.
15) pleased

I'm pleased to announce the winner of this year's county-fair pie contest.
16) tough

Hmm, how to get your dad's attention. That is a tough one.
17) grown

Behold, a grown man weeping like a--
18) fantastic

Fantastic. [ Gasps ]

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