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Big Mouth » Season 1 » The Pornscape

00:27:17

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Plot summary

Andrew tries to drown his sorrows in a sea of porn, only to become hopelessly addicted. Coach Steve becomes a suspect in a murder spree.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) zit

Oh, please. You call that a zit?
2) ponytail

Sarge, we just found another dead body with their ponytail cut off.
3) whoop

living that horndog life, whoop-whoop! But this is pure compulsion.
4) pistachio

and he was, like, eating pistachio the whole time, which felt rude.
5) scape

Scape. It's a PornScape. Why is this so hard for you?
6) cardiologist

He's not fine. A cardiologist knows a broken heart.
7) prowler

- Why prowler? He's not a cat burglar. - I like alliteration.
8) alibi

Sir, I gotta tell you, based on your lack of alibi
9) singlet

The man rode on a bus for 20 minutes in a wrestling singlet
10) dumpster

His DNA was found all over a dead body in the synagogue dumpster. All over.
11) compulsion

living that horndog life, whoop-whoop! But this is pure compulsion.
12) eyelid

Under the eyelid--
13) tortilla

It's just all loose tortilla chips.

Verbs

1) molest

He's gonna get molest and I don't mean fun babysitter molest.
2) taint

Your results might be taint because I'm empty inside.
3) animate

I mean, maybe if it's animate, we can get away with it.
4) fart

- And this is where you fart? - Yup.
5) crave

- Got it. But I crave emotional intimacy. - Oh, boy.
6) yell

That's Carole from my Curves gym who yell at me for not being female.
7) punish

Do you need to be punish, Andrew?
8) toss

there's also footage of you toss dozens of jizz-soaked socks
9) bury

Hey, that's the old pet cemetery where my dad is buried.
10) marry

and I watch you marry a guy named Joel.
11) knock

I guess watching The Italian Stallion knock something loose...
12) steal

Adrian, you stole a cookie from the cookie jar.
13) deserve

She deserve it.

Adverbs

1) goddamn

Goddamn it.
2) bareback

- Sure, but I only ride bareback. - Oh, yeah, great.
3) upside

You're cramping? I'm upside fucking down.
4) someday

And then what? Someday I get an invitation to your wedding,
5) honestly

Honestly, I'm embarrassed, but it's "ooga-booga."
6) literally

I literally do not care about anything.
7) basically

which is basically birth control. Ha ha!
8) whenever

Everything you could ever want, whenever you want it.
9) somewhere

Let's go somewhere far away.
10) apparently

All right. Wrestling is apparently not what we're doing here today.
11) forever

All right, once I press play, our lives will be changed forever.
12) absolutely

She's absolutely perfect.
13) anywhere

[voice distorts] You aren't going anywhere.

Adjectives

1) hunky

Yep. Hunky-dory. Okay, bye.
2) lifeless

How about you, the child with the puffy lifeless eyes.
3) covalent

- are called covalent bonds. - [tapping on chalkboard]
4) pickled

I guess the smell of pickled herring will hide the scent of your seed.
5) legit

Me? A legit hang sesh?
6) perverted

but your boy here is a perverted killer, ma'am.
7) terrified

I'm terrified, Nick.
8) catchy

Now I want a catchy nickname on my desk by the end of the day.
9) offsite

Are you crazy? You gotta go offsite with this biohazard.
10) hopeless

So, what are you saying? It's hopeless?
11) embarrassed

Honestly, I'm embarrassed, but it's "ooga-booga."
12) embarrassing

Look, I know this all seems embarrassing now, boys,
13) awkward

[groans] This is awkward.