Name: The Head Push
Released: 2017-10-18

1) dinger

I just want the world to burn and for you to get your little dinger wet.
2) toenail

And I don't get any toenail clippings after we--
3) gastritis

- Which causes acute gastritis. - Oh, great.
4) faggot

[Jud] Psst! Retarded faggot, up here.
5) tidbit

Oh, here's a cool tidbit, my dad smokes weed all the time.
6) pusher

- He's a head pusher. - He's a head pusher.
7) spasm

it's the grace of your base and the spasm in her chasm.
8) yerba

and her mom was just about to make some decaf yerba mate.
9) mouthful

- Give her a mouthful of cream. - [laughing]
10) decaf

and her mom was just about to make some decaf yerba mate.
11) helicobacter

You're the helicobacter pylori bacteria?
12) eyesight

Yeah, your eyesight's gonna come back in, like, 30 seconds.
13) pox

- [hissing] - A pox on this party.

1) beget

Or you could go down on her. Pleasure beget pleasure.
2) seep

The cotton candy brandy seep into his brain,
3) cherish

Look, nobody cherish women more than I do.
4) invent

This is why I invent Cubism, so I could be like, "Ooh, shapes are cool."
5) slit

Leah will slit your throat.
6) flirt

Leah's having a high school party and I think I might be flirt
7) confess

Fine, I confess. I assaulted Andrew in the closet.
8) slash

- Wow, Jud, you slash Daniel's tires? - What are you talking about?
9) marry

They were married, it's a fucking mess. [chuckles]
10) stir

I didn't know how to make it, so I just stir up coffee grounds into warm water.
11) weed

Oh, here's a cool tidbit, my dad smokes weed all the time.
12) reject

Fun fact: I was reject from Scientology, so...
13) lean

You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air

1) perchance

Perchance I can offer you an elixir to ease your troubles, Party Wolf?
2) downstairs

Saw that party downstairs and figured old Duke should have one of his own.
3) upstairs

I'll be upstairs, but I'm always listening.
4) someday

You'll likely see his manifesto in the news someday.
5) surprisingly

And she's surprisingly good at it.
6) sexually

God, you're really tangled and not sexually, huh?
7) wherever

- Mm-hmm. Or wherever it ends up. - Okay, that's enough.
8) officially

Nothing, just, you know, my parents are officially the worst.
9) anymore

It's not like they make it anymore, Jessi.
10) obviously

- Ketchup, obviously. [chuckles] - Oh, we could've been so great.
11) definitely

You know I can't say no to you but we're definitely not coming. Bye, sorry.
12) twice

Jack off twice and page me in the morning.
13) anyway

- It's all bullshit anyway. - Yeah. It is bullshit.

1) dumpy

This boy's a tall lumpy, dumpy drink of water and we are thirsty.
2) jazzed

Are you kidding? I'm just so jazzed you tongued me.
3) teachable

Well, this was a real teachable moment and now it's become something so ugly.
4) lumpy

This boy's a tall lumpy, dumpy drink of water and we are thirsty.
5) rusted

No one wants a Rusted Root cover band at a bat mitzvah.
6) woolly

Although, if memory serves, we did make a few woolly mammoths blush.
7) upsetting

Well, Jay, you come from an upsetting home.
8) incomparable

Well, if the incomparable Ms. Whitney Houston
9) shitty

Not now, Jay, I'm having a shitty night, okay?
10) smelly

"I grow in jungle water and am very smelly
11) glib

You're glib, Goody Holmes.
12) unnatural

No, see, it's not gonna work. It's too unnatural.
13) tangled

God, you're really tangled and not sexually, huh?

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