Name: Everybody Bleeds
Released: 2017-10-18

1) grownup

Uh, Jessi, are you okay? Should I get Coach Steve or a grownup?
2) meerkat

You know, like when a meerkat comes up through the prairie,
3) kiddo

Here you go, kiddo, for your... you know, ahem, your lady issues.
4) ulp

Oh, what are you, on your perio-- ulp!
5) entryway

the entryway for generations of "huddled masses."
6) swastika

Find the first seat that doesn't have a swastika carved in the back?
7) raincoat

I mean, the dog had a hat and a raincoat, tiny fishing pole--
8) ovum

♪ When the ovum first descends ♪
9) hullabaloo

This period hullabaloo will pass,
10) motherfucker

Oh, shit, what these motherfucker gonna do?
11) cramp

♪ Life's all heartache, cramp And bloating ♪
12) marshmallow

Uh, these are marshmallow.
13) tampon

Did you know that tampon are taxed as a luxury item?

1) huddle

the entryway for generations of "huddle masses."
2) expel

♪ It is expel ♪
3) carve

Find the first seat that doesn't have a swastika carve in the back?
4) descend

♪ When the ovum first descend ♪
5) reimburse

Okay, great. Should I keep a receipt, and you reimburse me later?
6) poop

and then when I poop, it was red,
7) explode

♪ Like your insides are exploding ♪
8) bleed

♪ 'Cause everybody bleed ♪
9) jerk

Maybe you can be the guy who jerk off in the corner.
10) scare

And then I scare the hell out of a cat.
11) evolve

I do, I do. But my thinking on that has evolve.
12) disappear

I will make the Statue of Liberty disappear.
13) burst

Did your heroin balloon burst inside your body?

1) genuinely

-It's like genuinely not a big deal. -Hey, guys.
2) upside

but let's say it's in Australia so it's upside down--
3) frankly

Frankly I'm not even sure what she sees in you.
4) lightly

-You don't send it lightly. -Still figuring out what to send back.
5) honestly

It's really honestly crazy.
6) beautifully

Beautifully done, my little gyoza.
7) nowhere

Girls love that, especially when it comes out of nowhere
8) manually

Actually, I have to wet it manually every hour. It's a real nightmare.
9) publicly

No, I forgot when I publicly ejaculated.
10) surely

Yeah, surely.
11) anymore

Do you think she's not, like, good old Jessi anymore?
12) suddenly

then suddenly we're sitting in the back of the bus with the couples.
13) aka

AKA where we're going on our class trip today, kiddo.

1) rolly

No, no, no, no. Don't sit with the kid with the rolly backpack.
2) bangin

Your booty is bangin' in those white shorts, you little fox.
3) sadistic

What sadistic female-hating janitor stocks this bathroom?
4) exhausting

-Isn't that exhausting? -I'm telling you, bro, it's great.
5) imperialist

Typical imperialist patriarchy.
6) shameful

♪ And leave a shameful stain ♪
7) dishonest

I was dishonest before about beating the buzzer, so...
8) uterine

♪ And it's expelled With the uterine lining ♪
9) menstrual

Jessi's ice cream was menstrual blood.
10) playful

-No, I've seen it. -Fun and playful, but also--
11) awkward

That's so sweet. Look how awkward they are.
12) gigantic

Of course, just you and me and that gigantic 9/11 towel.
13) jealous

Okay, Lola. Wow. She gets so jealous when I talk to, like, anything.

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