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00:43:19
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1313
Your outtake pipe's corroded. That's why it collapsed.
If rumors start flying, these boys can kiss campout and pool parties goodbye.
Head lice?
with a bouncy house, a hotdog stand and a clown.
So, the upshot is, Maisy is going to turn over her little black book
The pickin's are slim, but isn't there someone here you're attracted to?
This is entrapment. You all are making a gigantic mistake.
they'll pick a scapegoat. I can't let my boys be the scapegoat.
Tish is making the rounds. She must have some juicy anecdote.
I will scream about your infidelity. And to make sure it really hurts,
and lately it seems to have lost some of its exclusivity.
Maisy Gibbons running in handcuffs? I'd have killed to see that!
Yeah, yeah. Hey, fella, here's one for your memoirs.
waiting for us to take any crumb they're willing to throw our way.
[Man] Ladies, please calm down. This is just a precaution.
than watching the downfall of the high and mighty?
So, what are you having? The veal looks good.
than the public exposure of hypocritical sinner?
Your outtake pipe's corrode. That's why it collapsed.
She's devastate about the break-up and she hasn't left the house in days.
If you hadn't gotten indict, we would have pipes right now.
She has all these weird scented candles. It reek of apricot.
So, I'm really sorry if I embarrass you. Here... Here's your key.
- Mary Alice was being blackmail? - Yeah.
Next time I remodel, I am using limestone.
Carlos and I are prioritizing some things we need to do around the house.
its roar drown out all other noise.
Well, I guess I know what it's like to have your heart stomp on.
Rex, this might sound silly, but are people staring at us?
Mistresses were confront.
I just stub my toe.
- Don't put me in this position. - I'm beg you.
None of the other girls from the club bothered. I've been abandon.
Oh, my necklace! Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago.
Edie! God, you scare me.
I swear. Come on.
And once in great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sordid,
and he was working overtime trying to make Mike sound guilty.
Well, come on. I'm gonna find out sooner or later.
I feel badly about what you're going through with Mike.
Well, it's just that you've been acting kinda odd lately.
Well, it's just that you've been acting kinda odd lately.
wherever and whenever she had the opportunity.
Meanwhile, at the Fairview County Prison,
No. I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore.
I have some money that I've been putting aside for emergencies.
wherever and whenever she had the opportunity.
Obviously someone who's not getting it at home.
Apparently, she has some high-profile johns
It's definitely on the short list.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
But as every housewife knows, bad news moves quite a bit faster.
I was wondering if, perhaps, you could remove Rex's name from that little book?
And don't forget to do something with that skanky hair.
You came to visit me. Even if it was for an ulterior motive.
- That Ilama was really iffy. - Mrs. Scavo, it doesn't work that way.
They've been uninvited from a party. A really big birthday party,
I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits.
They're so cocky. They know they have the upper hand.
And once in great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sordid,
I keep thinking maybe it was the petting zoo I took them to last week.
Yes, the scandalous arrest of Maisy Gibbons
than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners?
I didn't play. I'm still feeling sluggish.
Not even a full fling. Sort of a borderline fling.
No. He was lousy in bed. I had to fake a lot of orgasms.
with a bouncy house, a hotdog stand and a clown.
Even in the most respectable of neighborhoods,
- I thought it would embarrass you. - I would've been embarrassed.
I can tell you've got something good. Now come on, don't be selfish.
Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery.