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00:43:05
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
3101
Well, time flies when you're on a stakeout in Cracktown.
I want to make some tamale for Carlos.
Have you ever had real, old-fashioned eggnog?
Could you point me in the direction of a payphone?
Ultimatums were made.
Yeah, they bark and growl at each other.
I had hoped some day to get my grandchild into Barcliff.
- I don't know. - Take off those handcuffs, please.
You can sign up for daily or nightly patrols, which might seem like overkill,
Her misfortune ranged from the commonplace...
[Gasps] What happened to your varnish?
Her misfortunes ranged from the commonplace...
This is a screwdriver left behind by the burglar. I didn't touch it.
I'm gonna make roast turkey and candy yam and eggnog.
I had that feeling with your father and that whore waitress.
Oh. Sweetie, I was just coming over to talk to you.
News that an intruder had breached the security of Wisteria Lane
I don't know where that blouse came from.
The rebel's virgin daughter is about to be seduce by the escaped desperado.
I adore the holidays.
And lots of evidence was uncover.
- Ma'am, he confess to breaking in. - This is not up for discussion.
- He stare at you all night. - You noticed that?
I never get depressed if there's a decorate tree.
He chop down one of our pine trees?
I apologize. That was totally unprofessional.
Look at me. I'm beg.
- What are you doing? - You toss out that sacrifice comment.
Yes. You can tell them how beautifully behave the boys are.
Yeah, they bark and growl at each other.
If and when your cover is blown, you disappear.
I thought teenage girls bore you, John.
Lynette hatch a plan to break her children into Barcliff Academy.
Bob Fisk warn those present that a government agency
I married Diego Solis when I was 16 years old.
Sweet. I sail. I've got a Flying Scott.
- We're not tired! - Well, at least go upstairs.
Oh, if you have some change for this five. Preferably quarters.
Yes. You can tell them how beautifully behaved the boys are.
And lately I've started thinking that maybe...
but there's camping equipment everywhere.
[whispering]... regardless of how they feel about each other.
whenever she took a shower.
But some of us take our job more seriously than others.
Ten-four. I'm on my way. I gotta go. Apparently there's a hostage situation.
Yes. You can't tell them apart. They're like book ends.
...to the truly bizarre.
Actually, I'd like to call you anyway if that's OK.
I apologize. That was totally unprofessional.
I'm not just mad at you. I'm mostly mad at myself.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Tom, Mr. Lentz was trying to say something. Go ahead, Mr. Lentz.
- [Paul] I said leave it alone! - No! You can't stop me!
- Yeah, it's pretty scary. - Not so much scary as highly developed.
Are your boys usually so docile?
We'll have our impromptu holiday dinner. I promise.
Helen Vale spoke of a ruthless local tenage gang
But the most troubling of all
Let's put them back in me and cook them until they're civilized.
And the flirting made me think he was kind, trustworthy, honest and hygienic.
It's still frightening. He could have been a sexual predator.
It was a perfect opportunity for Mike to be jealous, and nothing.
I like my life a lot. It's very fulfilling.
...is unhappy.
Excuse my daughter-in-law. She's very fulfilled.
How tragic. By which I mean, "Yay".
I never get depressed if there's a decorated tree.
Whatever. It's rude.
You can sign up for daily or nightly patrols, which might seem like overkill,
- [Zach] I don't want to talk about it. - [Paul] This is insane!
They're always a little shy at first.
Mrs. Frome would arrange for friends to look after her beloved pet.