Name: There Won't Be Trumpets
Released: 2017-12-06
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) striper

An orderly, candy striper...
2) dib

I can't believe Edie. She doesn't have dib on every man on the planet.
3) belfry

Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
4) recidivism

The barracks are a little bit bleak but that recidivism rate is to die for.
5) nacho

They always do. You wanna get some nacho?
6) jalapeno

Mind if we leave off the jalapeno? I'm not good with spicy things.
7) drape

It has a pink velvet interior and drape,
8) stench

I just followed the stench of betrayal.
9) compulsion

This compulsion to stick my nose where it doesn't belong.
10) burrito

That sounds kinda formal for a burrito and a can of soda, but...
11) macaroni

Normally, you'd be having chicken fingers and cartoon-shaped macaroni.
12) babble

I don't mean to babble. It's complicated.
13) bravery

Sometimes for their bravery,
14) electrolyte

My electrolyte get all wacky when I sweat.
15) moron

You told him to, you moron!
16) betrayal

I just followed the stench of betrayal.
17) barracks

The barracks are a little bit bleak but that recidivism rate is to die for.
18) veneer

Maybe this one. Wood veneer.

1) fantasize

fantasize about leaving her husband.
2) strangle

even though he's an ex-con who very possibly strangle your neighbor.
3) misunderstand

I don't like to misunderstand, or to be misunderstood.
4) expel

I can't believe it. Two months from graduation and he's expel.
5) tangle

Let's not get tangle up in legalese.
6) jumble

I'm all jumble up.
7) stink

Think her tennis stink? You should try her cooking.
8) envision

envision a luxurious retirement in the tropics.
9) uncover

of the shocking secret she had uncover.
10) yell

Dennis said you yell at him for saying stuff behind my back.
11) admire

At least you tried. I admire you for that.
12) beg

You were Ionely, beg to have dinner. I took pity on you.
13) bury

I buried my mother with respect, and I don't regret a single penny.
14) owe

I know you don't want to see me right now but I owe you an explanation,
15) emphasize

They emphasize discipline and responsibility,
16) guilt

I said what you wanted to hear because you guilt me into it.
17) marry

She thought you married beneath you and let me know it.
18) sweat

My electrolytes get all wacky when I sweat.

1) insanely

You just chose not to tell me Edie would be insanely mad if I went out with you.
2) aloft

Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
3) sorely

two things you're sorely in need of.
4) awfully

It's awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts.
5) evidently

Evidently, someone needs Lasik.
6) emotionally

Anyway, I'm not sure where I am right now, emotionally.
7) barefoot

- And barefoot. - She was a queen.
8) steadily

Yes, Juanita Solis had ben dreaming steadily for five months.
9) frankly

'Cause, frankly, I don't want to hear it.
10) technically

Technically, I don't need your permission.
11) quietly

Yes, did she die quietly,
12) sadly

Sadly for Juanita, this was one dream that would never come true.
13) slower

I can't understand you. You're gonna have to talk slower.
14) incredibly

No, you are just so incredibly not hideous.
15) kinda

That sounds kinda formal for a burrito and a can of soda, but...
16) actively

It's awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts.
17) aside

I will take him aside, man to man, and say, "That's not cool."
18) basically

Basically, I look at the clock and she blames me for everything.

1) underhand

Gimme a break. She serves underhand, for God's sake.
2) thankless

and quitting his thankless job.
3) tactful

Are you saying I can't be tactful?
4) possessive

But I'm a very jealous and possessive man.
5) hideous

Am I... hideous?
6) phony

Let me tell you what St Alisa is saying with that phony smile on her face.
7) bleak

The barracks are a little bit bleak but that recidivism rate is to die for.
8) orderly

An orderly, candy striper...
9) wacky

My electrolytes get all wacky when I sweat.
10) bottled

Hey, do you have any bottled water over there?
11) jealous

But I'm a very jealous and possessive man.
12) unhappy

If you're unhappy, do something instead of complaining.
13) thoughtful

Oh, that's so thoughtful of you but, actually, no.
14) handicapped

that only bad people break up marriages and offend the handicapped.
15) fragile

I was trying to protect our already fragile friendship.
16) shocking

of the shocking secret she had uncovered.
17) faux

...faux vulnerability. Your hair.
18) spicy

Mind if we leave off the jalapenos? I'm not good with spicy things.

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