Name: Welcome to Kanagawa
Released: 2017-12-12
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) vagabond

I'm living like a vagabond in a teenage girl's bedroom.
2) executor

Spoke to the executor of the will,
3) mitt

What's all this baseball stuff? There's a mitt and a jersey.
4) pulpit

If you're still in this pew when I reach the pulpit,
5) breakup

Walter went through a bad breakup,
6) paramedic

So I want you to go over to those paramedic,
7) rubble

Tom and ida and the kids are buried under that rubble.
8) pew

If you're still in this pew when I reach the pulpit,
9) niece

(laughs) so her niece and nephew
10) devastation

Began to sort through the devastation
11) betrayal

We're about even in the betrayal department now.
12) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, don't.
13) mower

Bree hodge found her lawn mower next to her coffee table.
14) nerd

Or some super nerd way to get back into the account, okay?
15) urn

Carter, get the urn. I want to get outta here.
16) hanger

Within seconds, it's on a hanger. This has just replaced your birth
17) nephew

(laughs) so her niece and nephew
18) puff

Puff pastry?

1) remarkably

You seem remarkably composed.
2) someday

Well, yeah, sure, someday,
3) wherever

You should grab love wherever you can find it.
4) literally

To literally not have a roof over your head,
5) apart

Like I'm not just about to fall apart.
6) forever

And then she'll leave us. Mom, we always knew this couldn't last forever,
7) twice

Sparks? The man's twice my age.
8) absolutely

And, walter, I decided you're absolutely right.
9) certainly

Certainly shorter for walter.
10) previously

Previously on...
11) exactly

So you'll inherit exactly what you deserve--nothing.
12) alone

I'm serious. You can't leave me here alone with her.
13) sometimes

Yeah, well, sometimes people do that.
14) finally

So when I finally came clean, his wife told me
15) otherwise

Otherwise, she'll just take the place over.
16) especially

Yeah, especially if you never throw anything out.
17) recently

Walter recently split up with his life partner todd.
18) actually

Well, actually, I have it.

1) supe

Or some supe nerd way to get back into the account, okay?
2) disrespectful

Well, I guess there's nothing disrespectful
3) unassisted

She made the only unassisted triple play in league history...
4) rhetorical

That wasn't rhetorical. Seriously, you got anything?
5) devastated

I can't remember the last time I was so devastated.
6) tempting

Yeah, well, you know, as tempting as that sounds,
7) sane

And the only reason I seem sane
8) miserable

But don't you remember how miserable we were? Oh, yeah. Every cup needs a coaster.
9) queer

He's here, he's queer, and we're used to it.
10) cultured

To the more mature, cultured types, like, uh, walter here.
11) shocked

So I was shocked to hear about al.
12) operative

The operative word being "family."
13) shallow

He realized the folly of being so shallow.
14) gentle

I am the gentle autumn's rain."
15) inappropriate

So I think that would be inappropriate.
16) curious

I thought you'd be curious as to how much you'll inherit.
17) precious

Some salvaged precious friendships.
18) broke

So we're broke.

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