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00:43:31
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
870
The clap? The herp?
Soon this whole charade will completely unravel,
(imitates swedish accent) helga, the sexy milkmaid.
We're gonna get the salve or the ointment
That's the fennel. (chuckles)
So they moved to suburbia,
I-i hope we can live up to your stereotype.
We're gonna get the salve or the ointment
The crotch carnival packs up and leaves town.
Half a pecan could kill me.
This thought occurred to her niece as well.
Or "b," go straight to the--whoa!
Yeah, well, i-i know you said not to make a big fuss,
You know, you have that recital in two weeks.
They're looking for items for the raffle. So we're just gonna give it away?
And we can play games, like "how big is mummy's tummy?"
It could be months before you get your mojo back.
Would be like an insult, so-- so--so--so you bought them,
The rats that lurk in the alleys...
The flies that swarm the garbage...
Well, I'm, uh, sorry if that offend you, phyllis,
The bugs that invade his co-op.
But he was the one who dread your visits.
I pretend to so she'd leave us alone.
You know, for a guy getting rub down by a hot nurse,
As she emerge from the ambulance,
Well, I'm not knock up. Let me have it.
I'm here to celebrate our renew friendship...
(sniffs) ew, it smell like burnt licorice.
Hey. What are you doing? Ooh, sorry. I just mess up your hair.
Bree thought she was rid of her mother-in-law.
We're screw. Yeah.
Finally, bob inform his significant other
He's suppose to loveme--
Almost getting burn but not quite.
If victor wake up with a zoo in his pants,
Still, it must be awfully hard on danielle and andrew
So technically, it's a party, not a shower. Mwah.
Why were you barely ever here?
They can keep to themselves all they damn well please.
Apparently, my bald head is a big turnoff for him. (scoffs)
Your store-bought, warmed-up, possibly poisonous cookie bars
Absolutely not.
If you'd raised her properly,
Previously on...
The neighborhood looked exactly as she had left it.
I pretended to so she'd leave us alone.
Perhaps it's time for you to leave.
Finally, bob informed his significant other
Otherwise, we'd have to make that call of shame
Almost getting burned but not quite.
Especially after my many conciliatory gestures
Late. (grunts)
Almost getting burned but not quite.
It's a surprise party, you daft woman!
I even gave you my mother's sable coat.
What are you doing here? You needn't be embarrassed, dear.
You know how I feel about 2-wheeled motorized vehicles.
Actually, I'm thrilled.
People will be suspicious.
But I didn't want orson to feel uncomfortable in his new home.
(sniffs) ew, it smells like burnt licorice.
(lynette) tom? The kids are asleep.
I get that you're insane.
I have been awful.
I'm upset 'cause that salesgirl
Apparently, my bald head is a big turnoff for him. (scoffs)
You and your wife have gorgeous taste. (chuckling)
I always said that you were too strict with those kids.
It was so weird. She called me into her room this afternoon.
Orson, I said be careful!
That's odd. Who would send her a scooter?