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00:43:34
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
786
Well, it's just a twinge every now and then.
You see this breadmaker?
So why stop there? Why--why not cut off his testicle?
You're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? I don't know.
It's just a little unsightly foreskin. He'll never miss it.
To engage in some deceit of their own.
Oh, by the way, we were invited to her bri this Saturday.
Or the artful evasion of a reporter's question,
Hey, what the hell is all this racket?
My raggedy ann smelled like peppermint schnapps.
Oh, yeah. Where is that waiter? I'm gonna go find him.
I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope,
This is where I hid a bottle of chardonnay
Hey, sweetheart.
I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar,
Those little airplane bottles of vodka
Is th--is that my robe?
Is that he was not above using deception.
So mother just bide her time
It's bad enough you've betray me.
"I will not be emotionally blackmail."
Oh, she adore him.
Whoa, whoa, susan, these--these were prescribe by a doctor
I swear to you before god
We owe her our lives, and now that she needs us,
That you'd use your money to make 'em disappear.
Well, i-i clubbed him and knock him overboard.
"I reject your negativity.
I know what I want, and I deserve to be happy.
My raggedy ann smell like peppermint schnapps.
We were assign a genealogy project.
If anyone mess with your woman,
Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife..."
Uh, is it okay if I grab lunch in front of the tv?
Since you've pointedly refuse to give it,
My parents disagree on this issue, too.
I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child.
Since you've pointedly refused to give it,
Well, i-i clubbed him and knocked him overboard.
"I will not be emotionally blackmailed."
Which ultimately makes it my decision.
Fit perfectly in the back.
Regardless, I am still your mother,
Well, obviously, it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife.
Previously on...
That's all. Still? That was nearly two years ago.
Exactly what we'relooking for.
Just you and me, all alone, out in the middle of the ocean.
Until he finally left town on business.
And while you can never actually say you're cured--
I am as beautiful as I feel inside."
She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon.
I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later.
Uh, when he left, I just sort of said, "see ya."
Whether it was an insincere promise
Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children...
Passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys.
To raise your child as a devout jew?
Or the artful evasion of a reporter's question,
To cover up inconvenient accidents.
But my husband orson-- big, stubborn, goy.
And he was depressed, suicidal even.
Or an outright lie to his constituents,
We're all thrilled for you.
The girls are gonna be so jealous.
You're the one who's unreasonable.
It's a, uh, traumatic procedure
But, yes, the doctor is very optimistic.
About her dad being abusive towards katherine...
And he was depressed, suicidal even.
(laughs) oh, that's ridiculous.
And the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey sour.